Worst Homework Assignments Your Kids Have Had

[barkley]

the back to school and homework threads have me happy i'm done with those years but also remembering them. homework? I had no issue as a kid doing it/my kids doing it when it served a purpose but there were a handful of years/teachers for whom it was strictly useless busy work (and I don't know why-the district did'nt mandate it). hands down though, the WORST homework assignments my kids got (both had the same teacher) was 'book in a bag'. 'book in a bag' entailed the student reading a book and then having to gather 1 dozen items (physical NOT photos/drawings of) pertinent to the book, place them in a bag and bring them in to class to do an oral report explaining the book/the items. doesn't sound bad??? the teacher got to pick the subject of the book so she always tied it in to something they were studying in one of their subjects such as 'the revolutionary war' or 'westward expansion'. yes-our household had a wealth of muskets and butter churns and whale oil candles NOT. it was the most frustrating homework assignment ever.


please share/vent yours.

 

[kdonnel]

Not homework, but science fair projects.

Nothing like a science fair project to make a kid despise science for years.

 

[leebee]

DD always struggled with group projects. There is always someone that doesn't do their part, and then there are the students like DD, who tend to be a bit of a perfectionist. NOT that 'her way' was the only way, but man, it'd be nice if the other kids cared about their grades and presentations as much as she did.

 

[disykat]

The "Halloween Fun Pack." My 6th grader was told it was required. It was taking hours, coloring solving riddles that even DH and I couldn't solve, etc. - a whole packet of worksheets. By the end of it, me, my husband, and our fourth grader were all helping him. I ended up writing the teacher (who I knew pretty well because I actually had subbed for her quite often during the years) a rather snarky note that "in the spirit of Halloween fun the entire family helped him and it was still difficult to get it done and that we would not be participating in any more Holiday Fun Packets." After all his angst, he was literally the only student that completed the packet. There were no more Holiday Fun Pakcets. Since I was back to working a regular contract by that time I don't know if it would have kept her from having me sub for her, but she didn't seem to hold it against me during conferences, etc. I made sure my 4th grader had a different teacher when he hit 6th grade- although he might have been one of the kids she was targeting with her "do your best" lectures!

I always had to tell him that the teacher only said "this must be done carefully, etc." to the whole class to target the students who didn't do their work - they weren't expecting more from him. But he still had angst pouring out of him like Charlie Brown and friends in the cartoons whenever the class would get a lecture about how they should be completing work, etc.

 

[hardcorestitch]

The "Halloween Fun Pack." My 6th grader was told it was required. It was taking hours, coloring solving riddles that even DH and I couldn't solve, etc. - a whole packet of worksheets. By the end of it, me, my husband, and our fourth grader were all helping him. I ended up writing the teacher (who I knew pretty well because I actually had subbed for her quite often during the years) a rather snarky note that "in the spirit of Halloween fun the entire family helped him and it was still difficult to get it done and that we would not be participating in any more Holiday Fun Packets." After all his angst, he was literally the only student that completed the packet. There were no more Holiday Fun Pakcets. Since I was back to working a regular contract by that time I don't know if it would have kept her from having me sub for her, but she didn't seem to hold it against me during conferences, etc. I made sure my 4th grader had a different teacher when he hit 6th grade- although he might have been one of the kids she was targeting with her "do your best" lectures!

I always had to tell him that the teacher only said "this must be done carefully, etc." to the whole class to target the students who didn't do their work - they weren't expecting more from him. But he still had angst pouring out of him like Charlie Brown and friends in the cartoons whenever the class would get a lecture about how they should be completing work, etc.

More like a Holiday Flunk Pack…

 

[tvguy]

Not really homework but my kids high school required 100 hours of community service over the four years to graduate. The school had a number of options that they had set up, or you choose your own, but it had to be approved by the school. Some parents were upset by that requirement. If your child was not yet 16, an adult had to go with them to supervise at a number of places. My daughter volunteered at the Food Bank, the Homeless Shelter and the Salvation Army. All were from the schools list of pre-approved places I went on all of hers. My son found his own, coaching Junior High flag football in the parochial league. That one did not require an adult present, and was near our house, I just had to get him there. They practiced for two hours four days a week after school, and had a 2 hour game every Friday. He got an extra rope on his Graduation robe because he did about four times the community service hours he needed.

 

[Skippy918]

Not really homework but my kids high school required 100 hours of community service over the four years to graduate. The school had a number of options that they had set up, or you choose your own, but it had to be approved by the school. Some parents were upset by that requirement. If your child was not yet 16, an adult had to go with them to supervise at a number of places. My daughter volunteered at the Food Bank, the Homeless Shelter and the Salvation Army. All were from the schools list of pre-approved places I went on all of hers. My son found his own, coaching Junior High flag football in the parochial league. That one did not require an adult present, and was near our house, I just had to get him there. They practiced for two hours four days a week after school, and had a 2 hour game every Friday. He got an extra rope on his Graduation robe because he did about four times the community service hours he needed.

That’s tough especially if it relies on the parent to go with the kids. How did this work for kids whose parents weren’t able to go with them or have transportation to take them?

 

[tvguy]

That’s tough especially if it relies on the parent to go with the kids. How did this work for kids whose parents weren’t able to go with them or have transportation to take them?

There were opportunities to volunteer that did not require a parent present and there were volunteer opportunities on campus. Or at the elementary school next door. The complaint from some parents was they did not feel community service should be a graduation requirement. Especially 100 hours. But I never heard of any student not graduating. This was a Catholic High School and there were a number of things unique to the school that were fully disclosed before you enrolled your child. Another was that summer school was mandatory before your Freshman, Sophomore and Junior years......at no additional cost. At the time the biggest controversy was the school had a very liberal policy on taking your child out of school for vacations. If they did the course work, they got credit. But over the four years my son was there that was slowly phased out because the organization that accredits private schools said it was an unacceptable practice and the school would lose their accreditation if it continued. Some parents chose to put their kids in this school so they COULD take their kids out of school for vacations. The public schools here do not allow it.