Worst fortune cookie message?

[Shelby5514]

DH and I went out for Chinese tonight. His fortune said...​

"In the coming weeks you will find 3 lost socks." ​

What kind of fortune is that? ​

 

[BrerLizzie]

That's different. LOL!

 

[clh2]

Yeah...and the worst part is, once you find the 3 socks, the other 3 socks will disappear.

 

[monkeyboy]

 

[Shelby5514]

YOU WIN! That would definately be worse!

 

[mantysk8coach]

DH and I went out for Chinese tonight. His fortune said...​

"In the coming weeks you will find 3 lost socks." ​

What kind of fortune is that? ​

OMG!!! I have gotten that same fortune before!!! I thought it was so random at the time! Must be from the same brand of fortune cookies!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

The worst is a blank one.

 

[Stacerita]

I got a blank one.....twice. Whats that supposed to mean?

 

[Sparx]

"help! I'm being held captive in a chinese bakery!"

 

[tubaman]

"The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery."

 

[luvdisney81]

My wasn't a fortune once it was a compliment!

"You look pretty"

I keep it next to my drivers license

 

[Tantor]

 

[bettyann29]

 

[jan/cape]

When we read fortunes we always add the words....."in bed "after the printed fortune.
It can make a run of the mill fortune very funny!!!

 

[Disfan1]

"The rubber bands are heading in the right direction."

No kidding! I got this one last year after ordering Chinese from work. I taped it to my computer monitor.