Woman to marry flying carpet ride

[inkkognito]

Here's a link to this strange story:

http://bit.ly/ZNFj4

She's "engaged" to a ride in PA, but I'll bet she'd throw it over if she saw Aladdin's carpets at Disney.

 

[Kim&Chris]

Oh......My.......God.

Now I've heard it all.

 

[imabrat]

O. M. G.

This is at one of my local theme parks. The ride is fun, trust me, but there is nothing special about it. I don't think I'll ever be able to ride this ride again without thinking of this lady. I've probably already seen her before during one of my million trips to Knoebel's.

 

[Seewhatimesdone]

I'd pick a much better ride. Like Haunted Mansion or Tower of Terror!

 

[java]

Oh I really want to say something..... must not type it...........

 

[Pomlover2586]

Can we say psychotic much?

 

[inkkognito]

I'd pick a much better ride. Like Haunted Mansion or Tower of Terror!

Me and Soarin' have a little thing going but it's really more of a fling.

 

[DisneyBamaFan]

How, pray tell, does she plan to consummate this marriage?

 

[SCHBR'smom]

How, pray tell, does she plan to consummate this marriage?

you just HAD to go there, didn't you?

 

[Pomlover2586]

Why would you WANT to go there?!?! LMAO

 

[laurie31]

How, pray tell, does she plan to consummate this marriage?

I was wondering the same thing about the lady who married the Eiffel Tower...

 

[alexandria674]

Personally I think she could do so much better, I mean the tilt-a-whirl wasn't single?


Where are they registered?

 

[Minnesota!]

Truly speechless...

 

[inkkognito]

I was wondering the same thing about the lady who married the Eiffel Tower...

Owwww....just freakin' owwww...

 

[Handbag Lady]

I believe they are registered at McMaster-Carr.

 

[IWasBornToLoveDisney]

do you think she'll wear a wedding dress? sorry had to ask

 

[Jennasis]

sounds like Objectaphilia? I think that's what it's called. http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,482192,00.html

 

[GraysMom]

O. M. G.

This is at one of my local theme parks. The ride is fun, trust me, but there is nothing special about it. I don't think I'll ever be able to ride this ride again without thinking of this lady. I've probably already seen her before during one of my million trips to Knoebel's.

Ditto! She is off her rocker! I'll have to watch out for the crazy lady kissing the ride next time I'm there . And she carries spare parts from the ride with her at all times???

 

[imabrat]

Ditto! She is off her rocker! I'll have to watch out for the crazy lady kissing the ride next time I'm there . And she carries spare parts from the ride with her at all times???

YES! Me? I'd marry the funnel cakes instead...

 

[inkkognito]

YES! Me? I'd marry the funnel cakes instead...

Could consuming them be considered an oral gratification-type consummation of the marriage?