How about "bed FINDING duty?"
I *think* there's a bed in that room somewhere...but where, oh where, could it be?
It is a good thing that our "smaht" girl has a month off now - she'll need it to dig out that pit of a room!!! She's already re-sold and shipped off the college textbooks she was just using last week...maybe she's hiring a maid...or a heavy equipment operator...with the proceeds?