Winter CLASSES FOR MEN LEARNING CENTER

[miss missy]

Winter CLASSES FOR MEN LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY:
Monday, January 22 ,2007
NOTEUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays - Step by Step, with Slide
Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm


Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll - Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat

and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? -
Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen
Sink? Examples on video Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 4 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things - Starting With Looking In The Right

Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch - Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your

Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost - Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel
Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00pm

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is and How t Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

[sk8ingmom]

Sign my DSs up for class #3 & DH up for class #8!!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

 

[JR6ooo4]

there is a half day, spouses alternate course, including:

Why doorknobs are not bra hangers.

Insects can be killed (or removed from home) by any sex

How to adopt, and live with, the "two shampoo/conditioner bottle limit" in the shower

"My back has feelings. Your feet are cold." taken form the book "Stories from the other side of the bed."

Followed by a light lunch of Hamburgers, Bratwurst, Beer and something fried, or two.


MIkeeee

 

[It's A Happy Day]

there is a half day, spouses alternate course, including:
Why doorknobs are not bra hangers.
Insects can be killed (or removed from home) by any sex
How to adopt, and live with, the "two shampoo/conditioner bottle limit" in the shower
"My back has feelings. Your feet are cold." taken form the book "Stories from the other side of the bed."
Followed by a light lunch of Hamburgers, Bratwurst, Beer and something fried, or two.
MIkeeee

There is extra credit for the men that also take....

The toilet seat goes both ways

Insects can be killed (or removed from home) by any sex but if the man does not kill it he will not be getting any!

 

[xyzabc33]

Sign my other half up for classes 2, 4, 5, ....OH HECK, sign him up for all of them.

THAT IS TOOOOOOOO FUNNY! Thank you for a good laugh at bedtime.

 

[xyzabc33]

but if the man does not kill it he will not be getting any![/COLOR]

OH MY GOSH THAT IS GOOD!

 

[miss missy]

there is a half day, spouses alternate course, including:

Why doorknobs are not bra hangers.

Insects can be killed (or removed from home) by any sex

How to adopt, and live with, the "two shampoo/conditioner bottle limit" in the shower

"My back has feelings. Your feet are cold." taken form the book "Stories from the other side of the bed."

Followed by a light lunch of Hamburgers, Bratwurst, Beer and something fried, or two.


MIkeeee

Well I can kill a bug so I got that one down. I have two shampoos and 1 cond in the shower so I am good there too.

My feet are always warm in my sox lol

I don't care what you eat.

Hmm I passed them all

 

[JR6ooo4]

Well I can kill a bug so I got that one down. I have two shampoos and 1 cond in the shower so I am good there too.

My feet are always warm in my sox lol

I don't care what you eat.

Hmm I passed them all

Two shampoos and one conditioner equals three bottles... OVER!

hehehehee
Mikeee