I know you were probably joking, but seriously - I would probably go for something like this...
Actually, as someone who doesn't drink, and so has no interest in the mixology stuff, I have wondered why Disney doesn't do other "tasting" options centered around foods and such (which they could optionally pair with drinks for those who really want alcohol). The only thing I know of is the Remy dessert experience (which we tried and enjoyed). And, I've seen excursions that focus on things like chocolate. But, I'd bet that chefs could put together some interesting food tasting options that don't involve full meals. I could imagine tastings around things fixed with a single ingredient (like your bacon), or varieties of a food (like chocolate or cheese), or different cuts or ways of preparing meats, or use of a spice (e.g. I've been to an all-garlic restaurant), different "exotic' fruits or something. A lot of those are things I'd be willing to pay for - a chance to try a range of things I wouldn't otherwise try, or get to compare different things in ways you couldn't in a normal meal.