Why

[skyman8963]

Here is a new thread if anyone wants in, WHY?

why is it that everytime I open a can of black olives, I have 2 little boys who immediately have 10 black finger tips?

 

[MIGrandma]

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[momof1princess]

why....is it that i could sit here all day doing nothing, and never hear from a soul, but as soon as i get busy, the phone won't stop ringing?

 

[Philagoofy]

Why do my cats keep waking me up earlier & earlier every morning? First around 5:00 am now it's crept back to about 3:30 am.

And why does the little one keep head butting me? I didn't know cats did that. It's so weird & she's so strong, pushing me with her head. "Get up mommy, I want to eat."

 

[C.Ann]

Why do we have to keep changing the time back and forth? I am sooooo looking forward to changing the clocks tonight and having more hours of daylight..

 

[skyman8963]

why is it, the day I CAN sleep in my kids are up early, and when I have to go to work and get tehm ready for school they wont wake up?

 

[dislaney]

Why is it that when I can finally sleep in, someone gets the bright idea to mow their lawn at 7:30 this morning. Sometimes I hate my next door neighbor. At least wait until 8:00. Come on!

 

[minniebeth]

why does the printer break when DS has a 10 page term paper due?

 

[arielsleepingbeauty]

Why is it that when i do laundry there is always a missing sock?

 

[DaisyLynn]

Why did we order so many Girl Scout cookies??? And why have I eaten an entire box of Thin Mints in 2 days?!?!?!

 

[Bluestars]

Why do I have to pay for taking a vacation by working all day on my day off just to catch up?

 

[61292cna]

Why is it that when i do laundry there is always a missing sock?

We had to have our washer worked on & they found a sock in the water pump, so I guess it's true that the washer eats them!!!

Also why does the cell only ring when you're in the farthest room away from it?

 

[skyman8963]

:Also why does the cell only ring when you're in the farthest room away from it?

or in the bathroom

 

[Pikester]

Why is it that when I buy 3 different kinds of cereal, 1 for me, 1 for the kids and one for DH that they always eat mine?

 

[Robinrs]

Why do my cats keep waking me up earlier & earlier every morning? First around 5:00 am now it's crept back to about 3:30 am.

And why does the little one keep head butting me? I didn't know cats did that. It's so weird & she's so strong, pushing me with her head. "Get up mommy, I want to eat."

http://whydoesmycat.com/articles/85:love:

I call the head butt the LOVE bump!

 

[Pakey]

Why is it that I can gain 5 lbs just by looking at a doughnut but I have to exercise an hour a day for 2 months to lose those same 5 lbs.

 

[Planogirl]

Why when I eat the right things all week but decide to treat myself to a few Oreos are they completely gone?

 

[Philagoofy]

Why when I eat the right things all week but decide to treat myself to a few Oreos are they completely gone?

Because you didn't hide them properly from everyone else.

 

[skyman8963]

why is it every time my wife wants the kids to have a sleep over she goes to bed early?

 

[Elmo9607]

Why is it that every time I miss a call I go to call the person back two seconds later and they don't answer?

Do they take the phone and throw it to the other side of the room and run? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN??