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What WHY question would you like to have answered?
 
Why do the drivers in the affluent town that I work in drive one speed only? I will get stuck behind someone going 25 mph in a 30 zone. No biggie. Approaching stop sign... still 25 mph. Slow down to 20 mph and procede through stop sign? If you are in a hurry- go the speed limit and stop at the stop signs. Geez people. I think they are so busy messing with kids and talking on phones that they just don't notice, but it really happens alot on the road I take to work.
 
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
 
I want to know why there are endless questions here regarding my personal life. Where do you work? Whats your husbands first name? What grade are your kids in? How much money do you make? What is your shoe size? Where do you go to church? Where do you shop?
Who the hell here is keeping the notebook and what are they doing with all the information?:confused3
 

I want to know why there are endless questions here regarding my personal life. Where do you work? Whats your husbands first name? What grade are your kids in? How much money do you make? What is your shoe size? Where do you go to church? Where do you shop?
Who the hell here is keeping the notebook and what are they doing with all the information?:confused3

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I want to know why my parents decided to live where it's so darn cold.
 
Why is that one long hair growing on my shoulder?

Has it always been there & I'm just now noticing it?

Why didn't anybody tell me about it?

Why?!?
 
On a serious note, here are my two big questions for God:

1. Why are so many stable, loving couples unable to have their own biological children while many many women give birth to children they don't want?

2. Why do parents sometimes die when their children are small, while other people linger into their 90s, wanting to die?

On a less serious note: Why is there so much reporting on the politial beliefs of actors and actresses, as if they are somehow more educated or better informed than the rest of us?
 
Why is that one long hair growing on my shoulder?

Has it always been there & I'm just now noticing it?

Why didn't anybody tell me about it?

Why?!?

I can answer that one. It is a mutant hair, made all the longer and un-noticeable because it has been exposed to your myriad of toxic hair products.
 
I want to know why there are endless questions here regarding my personal life. Where do you work? Whats your husbands first name? What grade are your kids in? How much money do you make? What is your shoe size? Where do you go to church? Where do you shop?
Who the hell here is keeping the notebook and what are they doing with all the information?:confused3

Ok- put down the bong and slowly back away from the computer.:laughing:
 
I can answer that one. It is a mutant hair, made all the longer and un-noticeable because it has been exposed to your myriad of toxic hair products.

OMG, it's a good thing I peed before I read this! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
 
Why do people apply for / get accepted for reality TV shows & not be prepared for them? It takes months to submit an application, get picked then get to the "set", right?

EX: Survivor - why would you not learn how to swim, start a fire, learn how to fish, tie knots, etc. They give you books about your location - why would you not read them? Perhaps, join a gym to prepare your muscles for the running & other physical activites you KNOW will be done? Maybe brush up on some recipes using rice or coconut since those always seem to be the most popular staples?

EX: Amazing race - don't people at least learn how to read a map or perhaps learn a few words in other languages or learn where important landmarks or airports are? They don't need to memorize everything, but at least be familiar with a basic name & location!!

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Why do people apply for / get accepted for reality TV shows & not be prepared for them? It takes months to submit an application, get picked then get to the "set", right?

EX: Survivor - why would you not learn how to swim, start a fire, learn how to fish, tie knots, etc. They give you books about your location - why would you not read them? Perhaps, join a gym to prepare your muscles for the running & other physical activites you KNOW will be done? Maybe brush up on some recipes using rice or coconut since those always seem to be the most popular staples?

EX: Amazing race - don't people at least learn how to read a map or perhaps learn a few words in other languages or learn where important landmarks or airports are? They don't need to memorize everything, but at least be familiar with a basic name & location!!

:confused: :confused3

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OMG! I think the same thing. The first thing I would do for Amazing Race is learn how to ask for directions, say please and thank you, in every language I could think of - or at least the major ones.

And for Survivor, I would figure out a way to start a fire usig my bra strap.
 
Why is Anna Nicole Smith's death the only thing anyone is talking about today?
 
Why is their such a thing as Cancer?
 

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