With apologies to "Meet The Parents"
FBI Agent: "You said cruise on a boat"
Greg Focker: "What's wrong with saying cruise on a boat"
FBI Agent: "You can't say cruise"
Greg Focker:"It's not like I've booked a cruise. It's not like I'm going to take a cruise"
FBI Agent: "You said cruise!"
Greg Focker:"What if I said "Check out my new car, with cruise control"
FBI Agent: "You can't say cruise on a boat."
Greg Focker:"{Singing} Cruising, on a sunny afternoon"
FBI Agent: "You can't say cruise on a boat!"