Suppose the ship sprang a leak? Duct tape will fix 'er right up. Child won't stay in the OC or OL and ruining your vacation? Duct tape that young 'un somewhere and go enjoy Palo. Fix your snorkel, umbrella, or soft-sided cooler with Duct tape. Or, How about---An unexpectedly large but welcome amount of romance has taken place on your cruise and your supply of latex contraception has run out, and the store is closed?

Heh Heh. Duct tape, anyone?