Ok, this is my first time, so I hope I don't mess up.
Big Dude, c'mere, I got sumpin' fer ya.
:::swiftly runs circles around him with her trusty 22-yr old roll of duct tape:::
Now you just SIT there until the TF's get here, young man.
and NO, I do NOT want any candy, and I do NOT have any scissors!
What's that? You still don't believe?
Pebs contacts hubby, who works for Nickelodeon....he rushes over with a bucket of green slime from his show...
I hope hubby doesn't get caught...
Pebs and hubby dump the slime all over the duct-tape covered BD.
That ought to shut him up a while!
Tastes kinda good, don't it?