Why am I so DUMB sometimes?

[outstandinfarmer]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? For whatever reason, apparantly I am an idiot, I bought Pringles Reduced Fat Potato Crisps. Now, I know better. They make me retain water. So even worse, I eat them the other day. Yep, within an hour, I'm huge. So instead of shooting them straight into the garbage, this morning, I see them, I say to myself, well maybe one, and YEP! I finished off the can. There wasn't that many left to begin with, but still. In my mind I guess I think they are better than the other snacks, but a whole bag of cheetos wouldn't make me bloat the way these do.

Why am I so dumb? I think our gardian angels should be able to slap us across the head. Whenever we do something really stupid, they should be able to hit us. Not violently, just a little smack. (I'd be getting hit all the time)

 

[Mercy]

Why am I so dumb? I think our gardian angels should be able to slap us across the head. Whenever we do something really stupid, they should be able to hit us. Not violently, just a little smack. (I'd be getting hit all the time)

Geesh I'd be black and blue