Who here loves "The Office" as much as I do?

[Loves Disney]

Nothing like a good satire to make you laugh hysterically...

 

[peasy]

I heard on the commercials this morning that it's BACK tonight! YAY!

<------little sister that got jeffgwins hooked on the show..

"I'd like to clamp Michael's face in a George Foreman grill"

my other favorite scene is when Michael falls off the toilet - I know this isn't the exact verbage but you get the idea...

Michael - I just fell, I need someone to help me up.

Toby - What, like who?

Michael - Eww,..not you. I don't know...get,....Ryan, and I think I need to be cleaned up a little.

(Ryan shakes head violently at Toby making a cut throat sign)

Toby - Um,....Ryan's..... dead

Michael - he's not dead, I just saw him. Tell him to come in here and bring a damp towel

 

[jeffgwins]

LOL, yes in reference to Peasy's post, this is why i love this show! it cracks me up every time!

 

[milkabum]

"And Ryan.. who's supposed to be dead."

 

[Loves Disney]

Peasy, I just watched that episode last night. (My sister bought the second season DVD). It was hilarious.

 

[Dis-Wiz]

I think my favorite episodes from season 2 would have to be "The Injury," "Drug Testing," and "The Carpet."


List of things Jim has done to Dwight:

~ Popped his work-out ball
~ Paid people to call him Duane
~ Moved his desk one inch every time he got up to go to the bathroom
~ Put a bloody glove in his desk and tried to convice him that he had commited murder
~ Tricked him into hiding in a box
~ Put his items into the vending machine
~ Programmed his computer to change his name to Diapers every time he typed Dwight.
~ Tricked him into dying his hair blonde
~ Put his resume online
~ Tricked him into thinking that he(Jim) had telekinetic (sp?) powers.
~ Continued to make him think that Thursday was Friday.
~ Put his stuff in jello
~ Replaced all of his pencils and pens with crayons
~ Tricked him into thinking that there was an abanded infant in the women's bathroom, causing him to see Merideth in there.
~ Caused him to knock himself in the head with the phone


TOO FUNNY!!

Can't wait to watch the season premiere tonight, WOOHOO

 

[milkabum]

WOO!
"You saw Meridith taking a dump?!"
"Ewww.."

 

[milkabum]

Dwight Schrute: Damnit, he put my stapler in jello again.
[Points to Michael]
Dwight Schrute: You can be a witness to this.
Jim Halpert: [eating jello] How do you know it was me?


Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam Beesley: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.


Jim Halpert: This scented candle which I found in the men's bathroom represents the eternal... burning of competition. Or something.
Kevin: It smells like cookies.
Jim Halpert: Yes it does. Yes it does my friend.


Jim Halpert: Dwight thinks it's Friday so that's what I'm going to be doing this afternoon.


Dwight Schrute: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?


Dwight Schrute: When I was in the 6th grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word "failure".

 

[DementedRiku]

Dwight Schrute: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

HAHa! That pretty much sums up Dwight! The premiere is soooo close! I live in Oregon so I have to wait even longer then East Coaster's to see it! Today was one happy day knowing Office was coming back!