Whimsical New Year's Wishes For Yourself

barkley

DIS Veteran<br><font color=orange>If I ever have a
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i'll start out-

no more viagra email in my in-box!!!! (NEVER look up any drug information on the internet or you will get flooded with drug site ads FOREVER),

an email filter that works (i am so sick of SICK stuff getting through because "they" purposly misspell an obscene word),

a shredder attached to my mail box for easy disposal of credit card application, mortgage re-fi mailers...

the local utility company discovers an accounting glitch that caused us to be overcharged for the past 2 years-resulting in a credit balance that covers the remainder of the winter :rotfl:

school districts deem "homework" to be whatever chores mom directs the kids to do in the evening (and mom gets to grade on it),

top scientists reveal absolute "proof" that drinking a diet coke cancels out the calories of whatever is consumed with it :banana:
 


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