We are getting really worried about Nige, some of the reasons for his dissapreance from the dis are rumoured to be :
1/ He lives in a country Manor with a huge bathroom and he never told us
2/ Whilst tiling he tiled over the door and is currently stuck in the bathroom
with no internet access
3/ He did such a good job on the bathroom Sue now has him fitting a new
kitchen
4/ He is doing 5 minutes of work and then watching the world cup
IF he doesnt return soon we might have to consider putting up a reward
