It all began many moons ago.... Doesn't that sound better than, I'm not quite sure when or how it happened? Ok, so many moons ago...I guess it was 3 moons...oh wait...how many moons are in a year?? I don't remember learning that one...hmmm....so if theres 12 moons in a year 12X3 =36? Ok, I think I've got it now.....Many moons ago, 36 to be precise , I took my family on our first trip to WDW. during the plane ride to Florida, I broke my tooth on a cracker that must have been made during the stone age, and recently recovered and passed off as food. I spent my first 3 days at WDW in severe pain which resulted in my first taxi ride ever (scared the crap out of me) to an angel of a dentist who put me on antibiotics and pain meds. I then spent the remainder of the trip in a wheelchair because the meds made me very loopy and slightly dizzy. I have a very low tollerance for pain meds so I was on my own little high. If you're wondering why I needed to explain all of that, I give you exibit A.. yep, that's me, high on disneyworld and pain meds. I even tried to do the same pose the next year, but it's missing that crazy eyed look.. A few months after that trip I started following Jordan's (jordanyosh....if you haven't checked him out you should!!....as soon as you're done here) pre trip report. I had recently been to my sister's wedding where we made a huge flat of my brother who was in Chile and unable to be there.... We had a ton of fun poseing with him...including taking him through the carl's jr. drive through. Somewhere along the way in Jordan's pre tr, I said he should take me with him on his trip and it eventually evolved into me sending him a flat winkers. Little did I know what a flat craze would spawn from that! it was hysterical, to see all the things Jordan managed to do with flat winky....I believe I was near a gorilla butt and a toilet within the same day. It was only natural that he send me a flat jordan for my next trip. My kids thought it was the best thing ever. They fought over who's turn it was to pose with fj. He added hours of fun to our vacation. Looks like Flat Jordy knew something was rotten in Denmark.... After that trip FJ became a rockstar in my family! He's bigger than the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana combined!! Now it's a few moons later and for the first time ever...the flats are meeting in 4D!!! This meeting of the flats could cause the giant golf ball to fall off it's axis and go rolling into mission space....WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE! up next....the who, what, when , why and how.