When People Say Or Do Dumb Things.

[StitchfansJr]

I thought of a couple:
I was on my way to Life Skills that is downstairs. I run down the stairs, and somehow I slipped. I slipped also on something outside. No, it wasn't ice. I slip too much. Really.

 

[Narnian_Princess]

Bwwwaaaaaaaahhhaaaahhaaaa!

Some of you guys are so funny! I know I have plenty about myself, but I can't remember right now.

Here are some about friends, though. Once I was talking about Winnie the Pooh with a few of my friends, and one of them said, "Rabbit is a rabbit? I thought he was a squirrel!" Yep, she was blonde. She also thought Tigger was a zebra.

I wasn't there for this, but a few of my friends were trying to convince another friend that Duck tape was actually made of ducks. She believed it!

Oh, here's one of mine. At work we have a creepy guy that comes in to train sometimes; he's relatively new, only been there a month or so. Well, we were talking about him (I know, it was wrong, but teenagers can't help it sometimes!) and I asked whatever happened to the other creepy dude that used to come with him? Everyone was looking all confused at me and saying, "What other creepy dude?" I was like, "The one that used to come with him some times." Then everyone started laughing and I was like, "What?" They said, "That was his WIFE!" OMG, I thought she was a man!

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Subs that touch the burner, and a toaster oven..doesn't mix.

 

[Sparkle_Cherry]

I thought of a couple:
I was on my way to Life Skills that is downstairs. I run down the stairs, and somehow I slipped. I slipped also on something outside. No, it wasn't ice. I slip too much. Really.

Join the club. Seriously, I slipped on a mini carrot!! Don't feel bad because whatever you have done, I have probably done something clumsier.

Oh, and I just remembered another clumsy thing while we're on this subject. A couple of weeks ago at my friend's birthday party there were about four of us, and we went to this ''grown-up'' restaurant with a bar and everything. I was wearing my Chinese Laundry high-heels and as you can imagine, I was well over 6 feet tall in them.
Anyways, we got really hyper and by the time we stumbled out of the restaurant laughing, I could barely stand up straight. My friends got into the back seat of the car, and I was supposed to climb in last; you can probably imagine what I looked like, bending like 8-feet down to car-level, in my itsy bitsy skirt . So, as I'm lifting my foot to get in, it hooks on the end of the car and I fall across all of my friends in the back seat, end up with my face in my friend's lap, and roll onto the car floor. God, I must have looked like an idiot, with my heels sticking out one end of the car, and laying across everybody. At least we got a good laugh out of it

Oh, and once I put Wonder bread on the hot stove and the plastic melted. Let's just say it now says: ''Wonder Bread'' on our back left burner

~Caitlin

 

[StitchfansJr]

Join the club. Seriously, I slipped on a mini carrot!! Don't feel bad because whatever you have done, I have probably done something clumsier.

Oh, and I just remembered another clumsy thing while we're on this subject. A couple of weeks ago at my friend's birthday party there were about four of us, and we went to this ''grown-up'' restaurant with a bar and everything. I was wearing my Chinese Laundry high-heels and as you can imagine, I was well over 6 feet tall in them.
Anyways, we got really hyper and by the time we stumbled out of the restaurant laughing, I could barely stand up straight. My friends got into the back seat of the car, and I was supposed to climb in last; you can probably imagine what I looked like, bending like 8-feet down to car-level, in my itsy bitsy skirt . So, as I'm lifting my foot to get in, it hooks on the end of the car and I fall across all of my friends in the back seat, end up with my face in my friend's lap, and roll onto the car floor. God, I must have looked like an idiot, with my heels sticking out one end of the car, and laying across everybody. At least we got a good laugh out of it

Oh, and once I put Wonder bread on a hot burner and the plastic melted. Let's just say it now says: ''Wonder Bread'' on our back left burner

~Caitlin

A mini carrot?

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Alrighty. I was going to Florida to visit my cousins last July. Right? Right. So, at the airport here in Jersey, my dad and I had to take the down escalator. Okay. So. I'm standing on the escalator, just standing. I nearly fell.

I did the same thing at Orlando International.

 

[hidmickey:myantidrug]

double post, for about the 8th time today.

 

[hidmickey:myantidrug]

My family does more things than I do or my friends...

for instance (the stories are just too long):

my one aunt was truly convinced that muscles didn't have names
same aunt was shocked that Buffalo was in 18 thousand dollars worth of debt
I think I could go on forever with this aunt
my other aunt came out of a resturant and slipped ON A BANANA PEEL! She fell flat on her butt, just like in the Charlie Brown movies when Lucy pulls the football away. I thought that only ever happened in movies. It was in the top 5 funniest things I've ever seen in my life.