When People Say Or Do Dumb Things.

[Babyjustrun]

My favorite thing ever.

I once was talking about the term d-----bag, but just said the first word and my friend said 'You called him a shower?' (it means shower in french xD)

"The Grand Canyon is in Arizona?"

My friend tried to eat the peanut shell and all.

I was supposed to be on page 38. I went there and it didn't look like my friends so we were like freaking out, and then the teacher so cleverly pointed out that I was only on page 36.

 

[BeachBabi0]

this ought to be a good thread. i honestly cant think of any things right now, but ill come back when i do. im sure i can think up some good ones!

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

My friend was talking about split ends. I'm thinking, ohh, like those roads where they end. (I was actually thinking of dead ends, but I thought that they were called split ends.) And then my friend showed me her hair, and I exclaimed, "Hair has split ends?!"

Very, very sad.

 

[2HOT2touch]

there are alot of things that my friends would probably say about me on this thread, but I dont have anything to say because well i said them and they make sense to me.

but my friend thought a catscan was a scan of your cat.

 

[PrincessKally]

Oh gosh every other thing I say could be put into this thread!!

 

[EeyoreFan1]

Omg....I have LOTS...lemme think...

 

[Stitch&figment 4 eve]

My friend asked our social studies teacher if we lived in or on earth. She always says random things like that; I just can't remember a lot of them.

 

[PatriotsRule]

Oh wow, I've gotta think about that for a sec. I've got SO many . . .

 

[Sparkle_Cherry]

I am NOT a graceful person, trust me. Sometimes I like a real idiot, especially since when I get nervous or hyper I do the stupidest things on the planet. Or I should say, the clumsiest...

I was squatting inside the doorway (I was too lazy to put on shoes) and reached out to grab a juice box that was keeping cold outside in the snow, but in the process I knocked over a bottle of wine that was out there too. I thought it would get stuck on the railing so I didn't bother to grab it, but unfortunately it slipped right underneath, rolled over the patio roof, and smashed on the concrete. Needless to say, there were glass shards and red wine EVERYWHERE.

A couple of months ago, my whole family was in the living room watching a movie, except for my little sister and I; we were in the kitchen trying to sneak to bed with a couple bags of potato chips. So there I was, tiptoeing out the kitchen door with two bags of sourcream and onion in my hands, when I tripped on the dumbest little thing that was on the floor: A MINI CARROT! I fell on my butt and the chips flew out of my hands, and right into the middle of the living room. My sister and I ran into our bedroom, leaving my family staring puzzedly at the flying chip bags in the center of Friday Movie Night.

Once at school, I was rushing up the stairs because I was late to Math, and I tripped on the very top step and did a face plant. My massive binder slid all the way down the two flights of stairs, and I had to go down and retrieve it, along with the 50 billion pieces of paper that had fluttered onto every possible step.

My friends and I were in De-tech and it was the second last day before semester change, we were done all of our work so we were in the next room over (the automotive shop) and upstairs on the balcony sort of classroom. Anyways, there are all of these old lockers from the 80's and 90's up there and I decided to go exploring. I found a whole bunch of these baggy green suits (my friends and I call them leprachuan suits) that the automotive students have to wear, and we all put them on and modelled for someone's camera phone pictures. We were laughing so hard, and we sounded like a bunch of hyena/banshee's that the teacher and a few students (including my CRUSH) came up to see if someone was being murdered. There we were, clutching our stomachs laughing in the green automotive suits and my CRUSH was there! When we came down at the end of class, everyone was looking at us, and apparently everyone had stopped to listen to the snorting, high-pitched laughter (one of my friends snorts when she laughs). I was embarrassed for DAYS after that incident!

That's all I can remember right now. And you thought I was exaggerating, huh? I'll post more clumsy Elephant-Caitlin moments when I have some free time. On the bright side, at least now everyone else probably feels like graceful swans compared to me.

~Caitlin

 

[Mickey1122]

I am takng an SAT class on Tuesdays and Thursdays at night...A girl was studying for her biology test.
She related photosynthesis to a camera...need I say more?

 

[chexie]

me and my friend today in geometry had a competition to see how many times we could say like. .just one of the many dumb things me and my friends do on a daily basis

 

[Captain Brain]

I once told my friend that Pluto (Mickey's Dog) couldn't exist anymore because Pluto wasn't a planet. She was going to start a petition and everything!

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

I am takng an SAT class on Tuesdays and Thursdays at night...A girl was studying for her biology test.
She related photosynthesis to a camera...need I say more?

Not nice. I would do something like that....

 

[catycatcat4]

ok in siance we where all just randomly talking we have a small class well we did our work and our teacher was at his desk they where talking about some car engene and argueing that it couldnt be put on a ford this dude was like "whats is a (what ever the engens name was here)" then this dude said "a big cow!" then he said "NO THATS A HEFFER!

 

[BabyPiglet]

My friend asked the other day "Isn't Cristmas on December 23rd?"

I constantly call my teachers the names of other teachers for example today I called my Science teacher Mr.Brock which is the name of my geometry teacher. I do it all the time...

I was trying to get a peice of gum outta my purse and trying not to let the teacher see me. Lets just say I spilled the whole pack of gum ALL over the floor!

There's many more, but I can't remember right now...

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

My sister used to think until recently that shrimp were just the things that you see on the plate. She knew that they were sea creatures, but she thought that they were just those little tiny tails floating in the water...

 

[HSMndLKfan92]

Yesterday, I was looking for a book that I *thought* that I put in my backpack. After searching the ENTIRE contents of my bag, my mom starts stiffling laughter. She points out that I had the book in my hand all along.

Last year, my friend and ex best friend and I were walking to class after band. We were talking about our friends that are a year older than us. We were saying how we'd miss them next year. (We were in 7th grade, they were in 8th.) I said, "Where are we going?!" All excited and what-not. My friends glared at me saying that our other friends were going to high school.

This morning, I put on a necklace. Third period, I felt something around my neck. I feel my neckline and come across the necklace that I had put on earlier. I asked my friend if I was wearing it all day. She said, "Uhh, yeah?" I hadn't realized that I was wearing a necklace. Strange.

 

[C.J. Sparrow]

Also, we were at this local ice cream parlor called Captain Sundae and there was this oil looking stuff on the ground. My dad said 'Don't step in that stuff, son.'

And what do I do? I step right in it, not thinking at all.

A ton of things I do are stupid.

 

[Sparkle_Cherry]

oops, I forgot a couple. Trust me, I'm the Queen of stupidity and clumsiness.

Once my friend said really seriously, ''I would hate to die, it would be so hard to breathe.''

Once in the filming and editing part of De-tech, we were supposed to film a short skit of a person going through a door, and I was fooling around, as usual. I grabbed my friend's purse that we were using as a prop and I turned around and did this little model walk to the door. Just then, my teacher walked through the door, to see me sashaying towards him. I almost died of embarrassment/laughter

I said to my friend one day on the walk home: ''Watch your step, this ice is really slippery''. And of course she steps in a big patch, and falls on her butt in front of a whole bunch of kids from our school.

This one is double embarrassment! On the first day of the new semester, me and my friends were sitting in the hall at lunch, talking about one of our new teachers. We were saying admittedly, really mean stuff like: ''Omg, he talks about himself SO much!'' ''Does he ever stay on-topic?'' and ''From what he says, all he does is skateboard and surf in his spare time. What an intellectual!'' Then, one of my friends who isn't in our socials class, pointed out to us that he was in the staff meeting going on in the room next to us, and he was craning his neck to see who it was that was talking about him! We were so mortified that we ran away and forgot to pick up our garbage from lunch. We felt bad, so when the bell rang we went to clear it up, and the garbage was gone. The next day in the student council meeting, the principal popped in to tell us we needed to notify the filming and editing class that we needed a clip for our school's short, Monday TV show. The clip needed to be about... GARBAGE!! He proceeded to explain that he had noticed apple cores, and brown paper bags being left in places all around the school (both of which were included in the garbage we had left the other day)

I volunteer putting away books and helping out at my old elementary school's library. Me and my friend were sitting on the floor in the library office during a staff meeting, putting away posters and organizing an old cupboard. We were fooling around, making ''sexy'' faces, and squealing with laughter when we looked in the mirror at ourselves. We continued to make sexy faces, encourage each other, and say stuff about how dirty we looked. That is we continued until one of the teachers came in and told us to please quiet down and close the door, because the teachers could hear every word that we were saying! These are my grade 1 teachers for heaven's sake, listening to me and my friend laughing and making sexy faces!!

See, I told you I'm a real idiot. Funny, most of these incidents involve my best friend, we do the dumbest stuff when we're together

~Caitlin

 

[ktbutterfly2011]

I was asking my friend if I could borrow her Harry Potter 4 book. She said "Yeah sure. Just make sure its in that condition when it comes back to me." I say "okay" then instantly, not on purpose drop it.