What's your Drag Name?

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I am so going to regret this...

As much as I love my given name... (thanks mike) Electra Lux....

I have a small nameplate on my desk that says Mrs. Iva Screwloose.

 

[rpmdfw]

Iva Screwloose

Yeah. That one is DEFINITLy more appropriate a name for you.

 

[MonorailMan]

The famous pole dancer, right?

The one and only. Growing up I'd take streamers and fix the one in the dining room up like a May Pole. She didn't like that too much.

 

[ConcKahuna]

The pet + street name I grew up on would be "Tippy Court".

Real people I've dealt with in the past week would would make great drag names:

Vicky Tata
Shirley Dick
Jane Ho

Although I would probably go with something like:

Aida Ho
Tipper Overdrunk
Lucy Tightbuns

 

[wallyb]

I hate picking

I guess...

Hella Blue

 

[jamieandben]

Pet and Street= Bobo Predido.

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

Using the formula, I would be Sally Brookhaven, which sounds more like a legal secretary than a drag queen.

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Yeah. That one is DEFINITLy more appropriate a name for you.

I gotta say... I knew that would get a response from you wiseguys, but I was really expecting something from Wally... kinda disappointed...

 

[rpmdfw]

Using the formula, I would be Sally Brookhaven, which sounds more like a legal secretary than a drag queen.

Very true.

A co-worker informs me that his would be "Frank Rural Route 1". That doesn't sound very drag queenesque either!

Or very porn starish, either for that matter.

 

[wallyb]

I gotta say... I knew that would get a response from you wiseguys, but I was really expecting something from Wally... kinda disappointed...

Me?
Why?
Rob is the wise-***!

 

[wallyb]

Using the formula, I would be Sally Brookhaven, which sounds more like a legal secretary than a drag queen.

I'd be - Libra Riverway

I like my made up one better.

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Me?
Why?
Rob is the wise-***!

I have come to expect all kinds of craziness from you...

 

[wallyb]

I have come to expect all kinds of craziness from you...

See it the expect part I'm not crazy about.
Predicability = boring.

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

See it the expect part I'm not crazy about.
Predicability = boring.

I agree... but your particular brand of predictability is not at all boring. It is funny!

 

[wallyb]

I agree... but your particular brand of predictability is not at all boring. It is funny!

Well thanks Dollface.
You're a mensch!

 

[rpmdfw]

Well thanks Dollface.
You're a mensch!

Ura Mensch!

Great drag name!

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

Pet and Street

BJ Ford

That would be my porn name *wink* and not a drag name.

 

[2GirlsMama]

Okay, I may have the absolute worst porn name...Arfie Hollyhock. I guess my drag name would be Ima Babe.

 

[SFBayDon]

For some reason Demi Baguettes seems to the the drag name in the back of my mind for a while.

For my friends it has been a running joke for years that I'm D-A-W-N

 

[SFBayDon]

Oh and for the Drag name it would be Pokey shamoon......need I say more?