9 or 10 and wailing??? Give me a break. Sounds like she was begging for attention, the kind applied with a belt to the back side.
The worst thing we ever saw was a man (he had his wife and kids with him) walking around the food court at ASMo with his winkie flapping in the wind. Yes, I am serious, hanging right out of his fly. My husband made a few subtle remarks to him, which went right over his head. I finally yelled, "Zip it up, man," at the top of my lungs. He ignored me too. When he sat down at the table about 5 minutes later, his wife said something to him and he put it away. We were flabbergasted. I don't have a winkie, so I don't really know, but my husband assures me that there is NO WAY you can be unaware that your winkie is flapping in the wind.