What's the best loop to get

[ntsammy5]

looped in. I'm planning my activities for the October GG and I'd like to know which loops are the best ones to crawl through and which ones have the highest quality/quantity of empty (nearly empty that is) beer, wine and booze bottles so I can keep my buzz on while doing the low crawl.

I know Rog is planning the parks, I want to plan the looping. Also important is the strategic placement of CS so that a clean and friendly stall #2 is always available.

It would be best if the loop is kind of soft paved to cut down on bruises on the knees and elbows. I'd ask the otters, but their memories are notoriously poor. Maybe I'll just crawl through River Country with them. There are plenty of beer kegs all over the place, but the broken glass on the ground can be painful - they tend to drop a lot of beer bottles.

Also is free dining available and can you use it for beer? I think maybe I'll loop through the gf and pink flamingo as long as Pete has left anything there worth drinking.

Enquiring minds want to know. Also - golf carts and pool slides. Just thought I'd throw that in for good measure and petting zoo, disposable mugs and renting a campsite without actually staying there while having an open fire. The peacocks don't mind do they?

Cheers

 

[mrsgus06]

I think all of the listed activities would upset the fencing dogs.

 

[Pirate-Jeff]

I think all of the listed activities would upset the fencing dogs.

I'm teaching mine to open the cooler and bring a bottle or can to me. So far she doesn't like the icy water. If she catches on I'm loaning her to Gatordad

 

[Just Beachy]

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[ftwildernessguy]

I just got a phone call from Wyndham Cypress Palms. Somehow, they found out I know Al and he will be in the area when I am there. I had to promise I would not allow him to come over and skinny dip in the pool again?!? What is the story, Al?????

 

[auntie]

I wish I could be there to see this.

The crawling through the loops.. not the skinny dipping..

 

[AuburnJen92]

when was the skinny dipping again?

 

[ftwildernessguy]

They also had to reinforce the fact that the pool is not considered a toilet for some reason.

 

[ntsammy5]

the skinny dipping was actually not in the pool, it was the trip between the pool and the hot tub and I still had my glasses on so it didn't really qualify. I scared off the gators though.....

 

[2goofycampers]

The otters give free beer refills in your resort mug.

 

[3gr8kids]

sadly, I can't make the skinny dipping, but I'll definitely be there for the chunky dunkin!