okay guys, here we go.
start off... asleep.
buzz! where's that alarm clock? find it! there it is! oh it's so early! i don't wanna wake up, i don't wanna wake up, no, no, no.
but okay. i'll make the best of it. and one more time, make the best of it!
okay!
now it's time to go to the bathroom, walk down the hallway, get to the bathroom and sit on toilet oh my god! i'm late! eight shakes, of the fist at god. why god, why?! oh no! now walk down the hall and get that phone to call the abortion clinic, wait what's going on, i did get my period! hooray! celebrate, and celebrate, and celebrate. and tell your christian viewers you're just kidding about the whole abortion thing, and pour yourself that shot that you deserve because you don't have a baby in you! oh yeeeah, tequila.
now walk down the hallway 'cause it's time to use the computer! type type type type type type type type mouse mouse, type type type type type type type type mouse mouse, type type type type type type type type mouse mouse. oh what time is it?! it's just that time to walk down the hallway, and lock your dooooooooor, because you want some private time, get the bottom locks! aaand
i can't post the rest. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
