10. Finally, we leave you with this, fans of other cities’ sports teams. We in Boston are simply better than you. Why? Because sports embody the blue-collar work ethic of this city. Even in the face of great droughts, we knew that we would eventually win, and we did. And we will continue to do so. Because our teams will outwork you. They will outhit you. They will outplay you. And we, as their fans, are the most passionate in all of sports. We stick by our guys, thick and thin, unless they turn on us. We keep showing up to every game. We don’t feel entitlement to lazy championships. And if you were us - if you were somehow lucky enough to ever be in our shoes, in your suddenly hard-working lunch-pail city - then you would want to ------- show it off to the world, too.
In conclusion, yeah, we’re obnoxious, because we’re winners. Each and every one of us. Now lay off with the jealous whining and work harder, and maybe you can unseat us. But not without a fight.