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This is more so for guys, but I got a good laugh out of it.
#4 is missing.



Daddy's Rules for Dating
Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy-new era) :

Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering
a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so
long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep
your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them..

Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear
their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please
don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete
idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose
this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing
and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to
ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the course of your
date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your
trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we
should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not
do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you
expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I
need from you on this subject is: 'early.'

Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date
other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to
date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will
make you cry.

Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and
more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time
for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her
makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge
.. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like
changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places
where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places
where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or
happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce
my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other
than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided; movies
which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes
are better.

Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged,
dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the
all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going
and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind
the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of
your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near
Hanoi . When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head
frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter
home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with
both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear
voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return
to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face
at the window is mine!
 
Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz

I wish that I could fly into the sky, so very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please
Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Let's go and see the stars, the milky way or even Mars
Where it could just be ours
Let's fade into the sun
Let your spirit fly where we are one, just for a little fun
Oh, oh, oh, yeah!

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I got to get away
Feel I got to get away
Oh, oh, oh, yeah

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah, with you yeah yeah
Oh Yeah!

I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah, with you yeah
yeah
I got to get away

I want to get away
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah, with you yeah
yeah
I got to get away

I want to get away
Yeah
I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah, with you
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
 
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