What weird super power would you have?

[TigerCheer2009]

Say, your favorite superhero gives you one special super power. You can't have any normal ones (like invisibility, or flight, or time travel)...so you have to choose a crazy one (any one you like!)

What would you choose? I wish I could take people's strengths. Example: if I'm playing tennis and I'm stinking out loud (aka REALLY bad), I'd wish to have Anna Kournikova's skills. And I would! As soon as I was done, the power would go back to the original owner.

 

[wendyl]

The power to cause laundry to put itself away

 

[chadfromdallas]

The power to actually make people roll on the floor and laugh

 

[lulugirl]

The power to make Christopher Meloni leave his wife for me....

 

[AllyandJack]

I'd have the power to cook anything I want just by looking at it. I want a steak, I open the freezer, take one out, look at it and it's cooked! No waiting for food to be done....just one look and it's done and ready to eat. This way, I can get home at 7:45 and have my dinner cooked and be sitting down watching All My Children by 8pm.

 

[TigerCheer2009]

Very nice! Keep 'em comin'!

 

[wendyl]

The power to actually make people roll on the floor and laugh

just trying to help your dreams come true

 

[CheapMom]

I wish I had the power to make my children behave just by looking at them with a sharp glare. I know other people with this power but I am hopeless.

 

[MeanLaureen]

Does the power to eat all the chocolate I want and never get fat count? My weakness could be brussell sprouts - if I eat them I would gain 25 pounds - oh the horror!

 

[monkeyboy]

I already have that power ......right ladies

 

[Maleficent13]

I would have the power to mute people just by looking at them. Their mouths would move but no sound would come out. I have given this a lot of thought. Mwahahahahaha!

 

[laurie31]

I want the power to think about someplace and then be there.

No more fighting traffic to get to work, no more hassle with driving or flying to go on vacation. Just voila - there you are

although I must admit, eating anything you want without gaining weight has a very strong appeal!

The power to stop kids from whining would also be a good thing. It would be similar to the muting power Maleficent13 wants

Laurie, ready for someone to invent a transporter!

 

[gallaj0]

I already have a couple of superpowers, but there so lame I can't get in the news:

The power to shack exactly the right number of pills out of a bottle.
The power to turn invisible, but only when nobody's looking.
The power to find a really good parking spot, even on the street in Boston, with a broken meter.

 

[Patch'sD]

I would like to have the ability to pick the Fastest Check-out Line at the Super Market.

 

[Boston Tea Party]

I'm not sure what it would be, but it would probably involve flatulence.

 

[Texan Mouseketeer]

I know it's not original, but I'd have to say time travel. Then I could redo my screw ups or come back with that good one liner that you think of hours later!

 

[MidNite]

The power to teleport me and my family to Disney World at will.

 

[Papa Deuce]

I would like the ability to telepathically make a particular person understand that it wasn't my fault.

 

[GoofyBanker]

MEAT VISION.....then evertime I wanted a steak or brat, I would just look at at plate and the thought of meat choice would appear!

 

[tubaman]

I want the Tag Fairy's powers! Then I could take over the world!!!