What the heck


hey...if you have to be up...how's my afghan coming??? Don't forget Sept 2003 I'll be there to eat cookies in the guest bed!

7...6...5.....
 
I've no idea how you guys can Dis when you should be in bed sleeping.......................:bounce:

I guess I like my sleep a bit more than some........oh well...........off to bed before it's time to get up ................

:) :D
 
Originally posted by JasonLyons
hey DISing is better then getting gas in DC

JASON, in spite of protestations from many quarters, I think that there's still hope for you :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: .........
 
OK

The last time she was over she brought "KIT". So, we were playing and she was a "MOM" and I was the mother of a child Kit goes to school with:

A: So, do you find it hard being a parent?

Me: Oh yeah, very hard at times.

A: Me too. Did you know I have 5 kids and I am going to have another baby?

Me: You have to be kidding me. You look so young to have 5 kids and another one on the way.

A: Yeah, I know. I take care of myself though. That is why I look so young.

Me: Gosh, isn't it going to be hard having 6 kids?

A: Yeah, I guess it might be. I was thinking about having the new baby taken out on Monday, but may wait until the following week since I need some extra time getting things ready. What do you think?

I think I needed to stop laying on the floor laughing!! :Pinkbounc

This kid is only 7 yrs old??!!
 
:D :Pinkbounc I love your Apolonia stories:Pinkbounc :D
They always make me smile....thanks for sharing her with us!
 
Thanks Lars624. (Hey, I think we have the same DisCon Buddy!):Pinkbounc

EROS

Gosh, never thought about that.....hmmmm....

Jason

You never cease to make me LOL! (Oh, oh. EROS is liking you posts Jason.....just buttering you up for when you guys are on the island together) :p
 
Originally posted by newmousecateer


EROS

Gosh, never thought about that.....hmmmm....


Newmouse, there ARE remedies for your problem, but the Moderator/Censors will not let me share them on the CB :( :( . You'll just have to use your imagination ;) ;) .........
 
Originally posted by newmousecateer
I have a very vivid imagination EROS.

OK, picture this :) . You're sunbathing nekkid on a deserted beach in Bermuda................ glistening in the pink sand with oil all over your body. You're hot and wet with perspiration. Then in the distance you see a stranger..........walking towards you. He's muscular and methodical in his step..........while clearly glancing restlessly at your form as he comes closer. Then...............
 
he says:

"crap. I came all this way just to find an old lady laying here on the beach with her cellulite (sp?) spread all over with sand stuck to it?!
 
LOL :D ............Don't fight it...........You WANT to "open" yourself to exotic opportunity and adventure but simply need to find an excuse to back off :( :( :(
 














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