What objects have you ingested?

[oxfordcircus]

I'm trying to keep minds out o' the gutter and keep this clean by wording the question delicately, if awkwardly. Examples: my 2 year old ingested a large amount of sand at the beach. Saturday, 2 bugs flew down my throat on my bike ride. About the most foreign object I've ingested was barium, and possibly a coin or two.

I know you guys can do better than my mundane accomplishments. What odd things have you ingested?

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Sorry, just a penny when I was 5 and then a love bug at 9 when I lived in Florida and was riding my bike home from school. I crashed and still have the scar on my knee to prove it.

 

[Hercules10]

Fly swatter....drunken bar bet.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Fly swatter....drunken bar bet.

You are so full of it.

 

[Steffi]

Fly swatter

You are a fly swatter?! How?!

ETA:

You are so full of it.

Ok, never mind...I'm too gullible!

 

[Hercules10]

You are so full of it.

Both it and me were soaked in tequila.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Both it and me were soaked in tequila.

Obviously we want more details. Did you pass it or was surgery required?? You're so twisted, I bet you would have told the nurse to use it on you after it was removed.

 

[TinkerBess_SnowTori]

a T-pin - you know like a straight pin with a bar on top

putting up a Bulletin Board at pre-school -- put two pins in my mouth to hold them - someone came by said something funny - I laughed - only one pin in my mouth - the other pin well...

after some bad advice, a overnight visit to the hospital and $5000 dollars later we found the second pin!!

 

[Hercules10]

Obviously we want more details. Did you pass it or was surgery required?? You're so twisted, I bet you would have told the nurse to use it on you after it was removed.

Hot gal told me she'd kiss the fly swatter before me. Soooooo I bet her a smooch. Soft plastic so I soaked it in cactus juice and started chomping. Just ate the flappy part, not the handle. And nah, I didn't get the kiss oddly enough.

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Hot gal told me she'd kiss the fly swatter before me. Soooooo I bet her a smooch. Soft plastic so I soaked it in cactus juice and started chomping. Just ate the flappy part, not the handle. And nah, I didn't get the kiss oddly enough.

Sucker.

 

[Hercules10]

Sucker.

Trust me......I've done dumber things.

 

[The Mayor]

Nickel...quarter...bottle cap and 18 tropical fish in a drunken stupor at a house party...I thought my Dad was going to kill me when the parents called and said I needed to replace all the fish I ate

 

[SwedishMeatball]

Nickel...quarter...bottle cap and 18 tropical fish in a drunken stupor at a house party...I thought my Dad was going to kill me when the parents called and said I needed to replace all the fish I ate

Why am I just now hearing about this?? No more swapping spit.

 

[Kitty 34]

I swallowed a marble when I was 6. We were playing "doctor" and that was a pill. The size of my prenatal vitamins, I can honestly say I was just practicing!!

 

[ilovepcot]

Probably lead without realizing it. I use it all the time making stained glass.

 

[oxfordcircus]

Fly swatter....drunken bar bet.

Man, all I can think about is you eating the dried guts of a thousand adult maggots. And nothing to show for it.

 

[JennyMominRI]

Is this a trick question

 

[Cantw8]

ate the worm out of a tequilla bottle, a couple of grasshoppers on a dare and a live goldfish in a drunken stupor

 

[oxfordcircus]

Man, all I can think about is you eating the dried guts of a thousand adult maggots.

 

[oxfordcircus]

Is this a trick question

No. I was looking for answers along the lines of Herc's.