What job would you NOT want if you were a Disney CM?

[BamaTigger]

I had a thread on here about what would you wanna do if you were a CM at WDW, so now lets do this thread!

I WOULDNT want to be a cook in ANY of the parks!!! Those folks work fast and hard!!! Especially when the crowds come in like a stampede at lunch time!!!

 

[TrickyFish]

The CM in the trip report I read on here who had to clean up the dead birds that kept flying into the windows...

 

[Catrin]

I wouldn't want to clean the bathrooms, clean the animals at AK, clean the tables in the restaurants, clean the dishes, clean the hotel rooms, or clean Mission Space after a Mission Mishap!

Catrin

 

[greenyskp]

i wouldnt want to be a Disney sweeper. You know, the people with the broom and dustpan box on a stick. I would die of boredom.

Steph

 

[Chicago526]

Anything that involves being outside June through August!

 

[ricktib]

Cleaning up after anybody featured in the "have you ever had a shock" thread.

 

[marriedmarylander]

Anything having to do with cleaning.

Wearing a hot costume in the summer.

 

[TallandGoofy]

When I worked there, I got a chance to do some Cross-U or "cross utilization"--where you work in another area that needs some help or, in my case, it was part of some training I was attending to get a feel for other areas. (I was normally in attractions). Let me tell you--working fast food at MK was NOT fun. Plus, I stunk at it. I was put in the drink station and couldn't keep up with the orders. I had Coke/Sprite/etc... all over me by the time I was done. I didn't volunteer for any of those shifts again...

 

[shafke]

Anything to do with food services

 

[caribear]

The CM that follows behind the horses...if ya know what I mean

 

[erinch]

the guy in the furry country bear suit in August.

The person trying to sort out the DDE backlog mess

The person taking the CRT reservations at 7 am each morning

Michael Eisner: wouldn't want to be him

 

[hockey mom]

Another vote for the horse poop picker upper.

 

[mommykds]

Ha! I would not want the job of the person who cleans up after the horses that come down main street!

 

[the kabuki]

Actually, the horse poop picker upper wouldn't be bad (already do that every day for DD's horse!!). Matter of fact, anything having to do with disney and horses would be a dream come true job

The worst to me would be working in the parking lots directing traffic to the correct lane/spot. Ugh, so close to the parks..yet not actually inside. Even sweeping would at least mean I was in there.

 

[DanceRC28]

Cooking in a hot restuarant in the hot Florida summer!!!

Renee

 

[CheshireVal]

I would not want to be a janitor or a cook. Actually, I wouldn't want to work at any counter service restaurant in any capacity.

 

[ktglads]

Toll Booth Operator at night. All they do is stand there with noone to talk to, nothing really to do and you are stuck in that little booth. I also don't think I could work on It's a Small World if I was forced to hear that song every day for an 8 hour shift

 

[mattr555]

Protein Spill Technician would suck so would anything within hearing range of Small World.

 

[Bracho]

I wouldn't want to be a ride operator...

 

[KristaTX]

Not counting some of the kitchen or custodial jobs already mentioned in this thread, the job I always think I would not want to have is one as a host on a ride where I had to repeat the exact same script over and over again, such as the Great Movie Ride or the Living with the Land Ride, and in which I had little real verbal interaction with guests. I ride those a few times a year and even I get tired of the scripts. I think I'd rather clean up the horse droppings in the parades . At least that is not quite so predictable .