What is the funniest billboard you've ever seen?

[MosMom]

I have two...

First one we always see driving through Kentucky on our way to Disney. It is a billboard for a Tattoo parlor and it says..

"Tattoo Charlie's - Done while you wait!" LOL

Like...where else ya gonna go while getting a tattoo? Gonna leave your arm there while you run errands? I always mean to take a picture of this and send it to Leno but I always forget.

Second one is here in Indianapolis. It is a billboard for a plumbing company and it says...

"We guarantee that our plumber will be on time and will smell good."

Do they guarantee he won't have plumbers crack?


We also saw a bus bench downtown that said "Who's the Daddy? Dial 1-800-R-U-DADDY to find out"...LOL Not a billboard but it cracked me up none the less.

 

[Cinders]

My DH worked on that Indy sign!!! I have a pic of it on my comp from him working on it the 7th.

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

I love the series of billboards put out by "God." Can't recall any off-hand though.

 

[KittieKat]

haha, I know what your talking about..at the fair near us, there was some billboard about boots..i dunno. At the time it was halarious.

 

[C.Ann]

I saw a few in Maine that just crack me up every time I think of them..

One on the Maine Turnpike says, "If you lived here, you'd be home now.." Sure - rub it in, right??

Another sign near a Maine artists craft store said, "Why visit Maine and bring home souveniers from Taiwan?" Now there's any interesting concept - never thought of it that way till they pointed it out..

Then there was a sign for a hair salon - the name of it is "Curl Up & Dye"....

 

[jfulcer]

for a waste hauler - you know - the guys who service the Porta-Poties:

We're #1 in #2

 

[KittieKat]

curl up and dye..hahaha that made me laugh

 

[bfeller]

I like the Chick Fil A board with cows writing on it that they suggest the chicken.

 

[MosMom]

We're #1 in #2

Hahahaha that's good, I like that one.

 

[shep]

There's a plumbing place that says..

A flush beats a full house..

 

[RNMOM]

Sher, I love those God ones too.

The only one I can remember now is..

"Don't make me come down there!"

GOD

 

[KittieKat]

haha!

 

[Obi-Wan Pinobi]

There's a local towing service here in Richmond that uses the slogan "We Come To You" on their trucks.

WELL, DUH!!!! How many towing services are in business that don't??

 

[ratsrule]

 

[JimB.]

While driving on I-95 in Georgia in 1980, I passed a bill board that said............

"We, the farmers of Georgia apologize to the farmers of the nation for electing J. Carter to the White House"

 

[Big Dude]

A local electrician in my town had a billboard that read:

__________ ___________ Electricians, Let Us Remove Your Shorts!

Adam aka Big Dude

 

[kathymc]

Can't remember the wording exactly - but it was a bilboard in Ireland - that showed a woman playin a couple of sports (maybe basketball and tennis) and then a big shot of her in a sports bra and the caption said something like
some things weren't meant to bounce!

my FIL still talks about this everytime we are together!

 

[vickyBaby]

A sign in front of a "No Tell, Motel"

"It's Better in the Bahamas, But It's Cheaper Here."

"Love Thy Neighbor Here"

 

[EROS]

VICKYLAN, don't forget the inimitable.........

"ROOMS BY THE HOUR" ......