What do you do when nobody is looking?

[Jillpie]

Oh Rick!

 

[luvmyboys]

make Zoolander faces & poses in the mirror! DH caught me once & I thought I was a goner!

Wow... I must have too much alone time!

 

[LittleRydia]

Well i do a lot that has already been mentioned, but er i must add one of mine.

About the undergarments, my *ahem* ****s, have to be adjusted it seems a lot. so yea could be the paranoid thing of adjusting but oh well lol.

 

[Cool-Beans]

Make the poopies.

Banana my husband.

 

[Biscuitsmom31]

Sniff my arm pits. Just checking...

 

[Stacerita]

Not only do I check the "girls" I also lift them up and rearange them so they are all perky. I hope to God no one is looking.

I also take care of panties that creep and pick my nose.

 

[LindsayDunn228]

I sing opera

ETA: I also watch America's Next Top Model marathons of Vh1. For some unknown reason, I am a sucker for this show!

 

[Griggle]

Scratch *private* areas that need scratching.

I once copped a scratch that needed scratching while at work and talking to someone over the top of their cube. I used my pen. And scratched away. Turns out the pen didn't have a cap on it. There I was, at work, in a cream linen skirt, with pen ink ( a lot of pen ink ) with the most unfortunate placement.....imagine if you will......

 

[Pop Daddy]

give the boy a little more room

 

[SandraVB79]

Sniff my underarms, to be sure I am not the one who is smelling bad!

Pull up my stockings when they are going down (those silicone-top ones that are supposed to stay up! yeah right...)

Scratch my mosquito bites.... You know that you're home when you can scratch when it itches!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Scratch *private* areas that need scratching.

I once copped a scratch that needed scratching while at work and talking to someone over the top of their cube. I used my pen. And scratched away. Turns out the pen didn't have a cap on it. There I was, at work, in a cream linen skirt, with pen ink ( a lot of pen ink ) with the most unfortunate placement.....imagine if you will......

I had a mouthful of coffee, which I came dangerously close to propelling all over my computer!

 

[cyndibelle]

I have really bad allergies so i SHOOT SNOT ROCKETS !!!

 

[liamsaunt]

I have a very bad habit of chewing paper when no one is looking.

 

[lindakmonty]

definitely adjust the undergarments... I hate when the girls creep out!

 

[RickinNYC]

definitely adjust the undergarments... I hate when the girls creep out!

Ok, since I don't wear a bra, I immediately thought of your panties and I could not fathom in a million years what girls you were talking about. I just kept getting more perplexed and a little.... ummmmm....grossed out to say the least.

THEN I got it.

Carry on!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Oh, Rick, you are too much!

You, who takes walks in his boxers!

 

[Disneyaunt4]

Pull down a wedgie.