What do you do when nobody is looking?

[lyzziesmom]

I must admit, sometimes I scratch my nose. On the inside. I'd be mortified if anyone caught me doing it.

What does everyone else do when nobody is looking? Or when you *think* nobody is looking? Come on, don't be shy, I won't tell!

 

[RickinNYC]

Politely remove my undergarments where they do not belong.

 

[ChrisnSteph]

Watch soap operas

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Politely remove my undergarments where they do not belong.

Me too. Although I am not sure how polite I am about it. If it's in the wrong spot, its got to go!

 

[Martha7]

Lick the plate clean!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

 

[TheOtherVillainess]

When nobody's looking (or at home) I.........














Put on disco music and !

TOV

 

[monkeyboy]

 

[MosMom]

Pick any orifice that needs picking.

Last week I was out of underwear (I just threw a ton out for being ripped or otherwise ruined and I haven't gone to buy new yet) so I stopped at Walmart and then put them on in the car. I sure hope nobody was looking.

 

[Micca]

I'd tell you, but you're looking

 

[Laurajean1014]

Check the girls.

 

[monkeyboy]

Check the girls.

Hey me too!

unless I get caught

 

[Miller1412]

I scratch my mosquito bites till they bleed.
Can't stand those suckers.

 

[LadyyRedd]

Lick the plate clean!

This is what I was gonna say!
Sometimes I used my finger to clean the plate off too.

Kimya

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

I also check the girls when no one's looking. SHH!

 

[Aidensmom]

Bite my nails.

 

[ZuZugal]

Eat candy.....I hide it from my kids so I won't have to share......Bottlecaps and runts. Yum!

 

[Tigger&Belle]

I am so boring since all I do is to make sure my bra straps are not showing. I'm always assuming that someone is watching. Not in a paranoid sort of way, but just a practical way.

 

[lyzziesmom]

Hey this is fun! Keep 'em coming!

I am also an undergarmet retriever.

 

[TheDisneyTraveler06]

Like T&B, I also make sure my bra straps aren't showing! That's a major pet peeve!