what do you call cheese that is not yours?

[JR6ooo4]

Nacho Cheese!

not your cheese

Mikeeee

 

[AshleyW]

hey, that was a GOUDA joke!

... (crickets chirping)

 

[C.Ann]

DGD will get a chuckle out of that one..

 

[Sheree Bobbins]

Drat. DS knew it already!

Good one.

 

[java]

That talking fountain at Universal (near dueling dragons) told that joke to my young sons. They thought it was hilarious! And I've been hearing it ever since. (2 years now)
But it doesn't get old!

That fountain was very very funny that day.

 

[CathrynRose]

Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender asks "Why the long face?"

**ba - dum - cheeeeee**

 

[liamsaunt]

Q: What happened to the kid who refused to take a nap?

A: He was thrown into jail for resisting a rest.

 

[C.Ann]

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9..

DGD loved this when she was 2..

 

[AKL_Megs]

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.