Raulandpinboy
<font color=blue>Table-dancing auctioneer<br><font
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- Jul 15, 2001
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Thanks a lot Judy Sue this mornings adventure was all your fault
It started out okay it was quiet then you had to post that message about Chocolate cherry chunky monkey, and then the entire engineering department wanted one.
So since we are 30 minutes from Disney World I decided not a good idea, but the troops started to riot, and chant chunky monkey chunky monkey.
So there I am with 4 techno nerds looking in Altamonte Springs for a chunky monkey substitute, we tried 7 eleven nothing, Tgi Friday's no good.
So in desperation, and me wanting to get the troops back to work, we hit this little Spanish grocery store / mini café place they had flan, and I figured they have never seen a chunky monkey, so I'll pass off flan as a chunky.
Then as we entered, it all went down hill, or as I called it "Super nerds meet the Charo chicks"
You see inside were three very nice very cute Spanish girls wearing almost nothing, my 4 super nerds have only seen girls on computer screens, sooooooo my Cad operator who weighs 80lbs wet just stood there with his mouth open, and just kept repeating the words wow.
As for the other three one hid, another went for the flan, and the third Don Juan went for the girls.
Well being Spanish I know that where ever there are cute girls there will be jealous boyfriends, and yes they were there outside in their car in the parking lot. 1 minute later they sent a scout to see what was keeping the girls, and the flan.
2 minutes later they all came in, because of course the girls have never seen nerds, got curious and were asking questions of my boys. Like are those glasses real? And what does a pocket protector do anyway? So the boyfriends ask "Hey man what are doing with my girl"
3 minutes later I have the entire engineering dept making karate kid movie noises, and yelling various phrases like that's right we bad, and you want a piece of me.
Me just holding my head going why me, so I jumped in to stop the blood shed, and save the flan as well as my engineering dept.
Then the owner of the store came out A 4-foot tall woman with a broom, she yelled at all of us and kicked us out. Then she said since I was the oldest I was held responsible for the whole thing. (Great)
Anyway I got the troops back to hollow mountain we ate flan sang Klingon warrior songs, and went back to work.
What is it Disney said? oh yes let us not forget, it was all started by a chunky monkey.
Disclaimer
It sort of happened the way I said hee hee. Judy Sue is addicted to Chunky Monkeys. My boys can lick any Puerto Rican gang at Nintendo. The storeowner knows me and keeps calling me her big Bambino???? Spanish store hello. My cad operator tried Cuban coffee I'm scared for him really, he's called me 10 times worried that he has not blinked yet.
It started out okay it was quiet then you had to post that message about Chocolate cherry chunky monkey, and then the entire engineering department wanted one.
So since we are 30 minutes from Disney World I decided not a good idea, but the troops started to riot, and chant chunky monkey chunky monkey.
So there I am with 4 techno nerds looking in Altamonte Springs for a chunky monkey substitute, we tried 7 eleven nothing, Tgi Friday's no good.
So in desperation, and me wanting to get the troops back to work, we hit this little Spanish grocery store / mini café place they had flan, and I figured they have never seen a chunky monkey, so I'll pass off flan as a chunky.
Then as we entered, it all went down hill, or as I called it "Super nerds meet the Charo chicks"
You see inside were three very nice very cute Spanish girls wearing almost nothing, my 4 super nerds have only seen girls on computer screens, sooooooo my Cad operator who weighs 80lbs wet just stood there with his mouth open, and just kept repeating the words wow.
As for the other three one hid, another went for the flan, and the third Don Juan went for the girls.
Well being Spanish I know that where ever there are cute girls there will be jealous boyfriends, and yes they were there outside in their car in the parking lot. 1 minute later they sent a scout to see what was keeping the girls, and the flan.
2 minutes later they all came in, because of course the girls have never seen nerds, got curious and were asking questions of my boys. Like are those glasses real? And what does a pocket protector do anyway? So the boyfriends ask "Hey man what are doing with my girl"
3 minutes later I have the entire engineering dept making karate kid movie noises, and yelling various phrases like that's right we bad, and you want a piece of me.
Me just holding my head going why me, so I jumped in to stop the blood shed, and save the flan as well as my engineering dept.
Then the owner of the store came out A 4-foot tall woman with a broom, she yelled at all of us and kicked us out. Then she said since I was the oldest I was held responsible for the whole thing. (Great)
Anyway I got the troops back to hollow mountain we ate flan sang Klingon warrior songs, and went back to work.
What is it Disney said? oh yes let us not forget, it was all started by a chunky monkey.
Disclaimer
It sort of happened the way I said hee hee. Judy Sue is addicted to Chunky Monkeys. My boys can lick any Puerto Rican gang at Nintendo. The storeowner knows me and keeps calling me her big Bambino???? Spanish store hello. My cad operator tried Cuban coffee I'm scared for him really, he's called me 10 times worried that he has not blinked yet.
