Weird

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

I just learned I have actually close relatives from Paraguay who own farm land, like so much land they own a small plane to check it all out in. Met them at a family reunion today in Croydon. A tad awkward as one of them knew no English and the other had to translate for us! I'm actually flabbergasted, had no idea they existed!

In related news, I have decided to set up a small shop selling pineapple up on the freeway.