Wednesday's Assorted Riddle Thread

[Boo'sMom]

Hey Everyone,

Try your hand at one or two or ALL of these cute Christmas riddles:

No thumbs up or santa mickey today....but I will PM the answers to anyone who is interested......and will post them on the thread later today:

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?


How would you fire Santa?


If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?


If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?


If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?


What did one angel say to the other angel?


What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?


What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?


What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?


What did the grape say to the raisin?


What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?


What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?


What do elves learn in school?


What do elves put on their candy canes?


What do penguins ride?


What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?


What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?


What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?


What do you call a gigantic polar bear?


What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?


What do you call a snowman on roller blades?


What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh?

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?


What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?


What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?


What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?


What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?


What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?


What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?


What is a computer's favorite Christmas carol?


What is a skunk's favorite holiday song?


What is black and white and found in the Sahara Desert?


What is black and white and green and black and white?


What is claustrophobia?


What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?

What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?


What nationality is Santa Claus?


What's the most popular wine at Christmas?


Where do you go to get holly for Christmas?


Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?


Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?


Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?


Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?


Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?


Why is it so cold on Christmas?


Why is the month of December so popular?


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

 

[paras4ri]

Morning Steph!

 

[EiLuvCinderella]

Good morning......

These riddles should help keep our kids busy so we can finish up some last minute details.

Have a blessed Christmas all!

 

[Boo'sMom]

Good Morning Ladies!

 

[The LK 4]

Great idea about keeping the kids busy, Eileen!

So much to do today!

 

[Loubon]

Originally posted by Boo'sMom
What did one angel say to the other angel?

* You're the evil one and I'm the good one

* It's your turn to riddle tomorrow. No, it's your turn.

*

* I only eat green M&Ms on Thursdays

* I am finally done (insert your choice here) shoveling snow, sleeping, shopping, taking the kids someplace, watching POTC for the umpteenth time


Well, it was the only one I could answer so I thought I would just keep answering it!

 

[Lars624]

Good Morning All!

Great idea with the riddles Steph!
I once again slept in

 

[Marla Hellwig]

anwer finally sent - had some typed in and clicked on clear fiedls - not awake here this morning

we are going our family lunch and presents today need to wrap 2 more presents sometime this morning

have a good one

and

Merry Christmas everyone

 

[jwsqrdplus2]

Wow! I am not normally on the first page when I respond. I've only glanced at the riddles, bnut I think I will print them out for our party tonight. See if our friends can figure them out!

Have a great holiday everyone!!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

I am going to go with Jason (Pop Daddy). Long post.

 

[alabamaalan]

Merry Christmas Eve, Riddlers!

Did y'all hear that Carol is going with Jason??

 

[Dan Murphy]

 

[Boo'sMom]

Originally posted by alabamaalan
Merry Christmas Eve, Riddlers!

Did y'all hear that Carol is going with Jason??

Does that mean she's riddlin with the pop daddy???

 

[alabamaalan]

Pop Daddy or Sugar Daddy?

Maybe he's the Sugar Pop Daddy!

 

[Pooh67_68]

On riddle number 4:
If Santa & Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

First, according to one of my favorite Christmas shows;
Life and adventures of Santa Claus. Santa was left in an enchated land and raised by faries, and as he got older he never meet or married and eventually he was bestowed immortality.

Second even if he did get married, who says that they would have a boy? they could have a girl.

Yeah I know I'm weird and yes I know that Santa is not real.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year everybody!

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Originally posted by alabamaalan
Did y'all hear that Carol is going with Jason??

This is how rumors get started. It is my DD Sarah who goes with a Jason.

Originally posted by Pooh67_68
Yeah I know I'm weird and yes I know that Santa is not real.

NO! Don't say these lies.

 

[CdnDisneyNut]

Merry Christmas fellow riddlers

 

[Marla Hellwig]

Happy Christmas eve

 

[Boo'sMom]

Hey Lou...just for you....



How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

How would you fire Santa?
Give him the sack...

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missle toe!

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.

If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
A Holly Davidson.

The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?
Have an ice day!

What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo there!

What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?
I really go fir you!

What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
Toys will be toys.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!!

What did the grape say to the raisin?
'Tis the season to be jelly.

What do aliens say when they land in the North Pole?
Take me to your heater.

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?
Cross mouse cards.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

What do elves put on their candy canes?
Their tongues.

What do penguins ride?
Ice-Cycles.

What do the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
Sandy claws.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away!

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.

What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
Snow mobile.

What do you call the bells on Santa's sleigh?
Kringle bells.

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Kringle.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter "D".

What goes Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud, Ho-Thud?
Santa Claus jumping rope.

What happens when you drop a snowball into a glass of water?
It gets wet.

What is a computer's favorite Christmas carol?
Array in a Manger.

What is a skunk's favorite holiday song?
Jingle Smells.

What is black and white and found in the Sahara Desert?
A VERY lost penguin.

What is black and white and green and black and white?
Two penguins fighting over a pickle.

What is claustrophobia?
Fear of Santa.

What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal?
Snow Flakes.

What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?
"Do I have to eat my Brussel sprouts?"

Where do you go to get holly for Christmas?
The Holly-land.

Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree?
After your Christmas one and your Christmas two.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.

Why did Santa Claus take his Christmas tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal.

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel had said,"No L!"

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

Why is the month of December so popular?
It has a lot of dates.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

 

[Loubon]

Ouch, I had to ask!


I still like my answers to the Angel riddle better.....