We came, we boozed, and although a little drunk, we conquered Disney World!

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There are a few things you need to know about Kory and I before I begin the trip report. So I thought I’d start from the beginning.

I was a sweet baby, always smiling and laughing. I had curly, blonde hair which everyone adored. My mom said I always slept through the night…

Ok, maybe that’s too far back. Let’s see.


So I causally leaned over to my friend’s test paper. I didn’t think I would get caught, but I guess when I fell out of my chair and papers went flying, I did look a little suspicious.

You really didn’t need to know that either. Let’s just go back to the springtime of 2004.


When he asked me out to the balcony that warm spring evening, I thought it was just to have a cocktail before dinner. Ahh, yes. Right beginning. I felt him tremble as he held both my hands in his and began saying those words I had longed to hear for over a year.

“Allison, you know you are the most important thing in my life. I never knew until I met you..." blah, blah, blah....


Not those words! I know I’m special, who cares! I want just four words and a rock, that’s it! Move it along here.

Finally, he knelt down on one knee, holding some bling encased in platinum (yeah!) and with a tear in his eye asked, “Will you marry me?”

“Yes, of course!” I exclaimed



I admit it, I was teary myself. But it wasn’t because I was just engaged to the man I love more than anything in the world.

I had just realized I’d said yes to marriage with a man who’d never been to Disney World! Until he met me, he’d never even heard of a character breakfast and questioned why you would want to eat with large, costumed squirrels.

“Chipmunks,” I corrected. “And their names are Chuck and Dave.”

He had no clue what Illuminations was. And a castle? In Florida? What if he refused to go or hated it? I’d have no choice. I’d have to divorce him or kill him. I’m not picky…I’d choose whichever would buy me a DVC membership quickest.

Mental Note: Encourage him to buy more life insurance and under NO circumstances allow a pre-nup.


And that’s how our pre-marriage trip to WDW came about. He was pretty open to a birthday trip (his, 28) in early October 2004, especially when I told him about the short lines and the Food & Wine Festival. Any place that celebrates alcohol is where he wants to be!

So thus began my marathon posting on the DISboards.

That’s www.disboards.com in case you’ve never been there. It’s quite a fun place. Nice people.

I had to make sure this was the best trip possible, so I quickly wrote down a few goals I had. Yes, people, I had vacation goals.


I know what you are thinking. Vacation goals are very Type-A personality. But oddly enough, I’m more like Type-Y. That’s one of the laziest of all the Types. The actual definition is:

Type-Y Personality: These people are so lazy, they ask others to pee for them.

Thank God I’m not Type-Z. That requires the use of diapers.




This trip is crucial. Here are the 10 goals:

1. Stay in a deluxe so he gets the full, luxury experience of Disney. If he starts off at a Value, he may always think that’s “good enough” and that just don’t fly with me.

2. Take him to at least one character breakfast, most of the fireworks finales and all of my most favorite rides. Fortunately I’m running the show, so these won’t be too hard.

3. Have nice, sit-down dinners at least half the meals. This is more for me. I love me some filet mignon!

4. Introduce him to Mickey. He should at least get to meet the fella whose head is tattooed on my back. I mean, we ARE getting married.

5. Let him have as many cheeseburgers and as much beer as he wants. If he’s full of beef and half intoxicated, the battle is practically won.

6. Make his birthday so special, he feels the “magic”. This will require some planning on my part. Birthday surprises don’t just drive up in a boat and say hello. Actually they do if you plan a secret Illuminations Birthday Cruise.

7. Buy lots of souvenirs on his dime Hey, I'm no fool. If in the end he hates WDW, I want some parting gifts.

8. Allow absolutely no pictures with the Princesses. I know his type and Jasmine, Belle and Aurora are a little too close for comfort.


So as long as all these things happen, we shall reach the mother of all goals. A goal so important, it deserves two numbers!

9 & 10. Have him love Disney so much that by the end, he’s asking ME when we can go back!


Can’t be too hard, right?

Next up… Day 1: How to do absolutely nothing you had planned to do before your trip and somehow get to Disney without fighting.


P.S. If you feel like sticking around for the rest of the mayhem, I'll post links to the rest of the days at the bottom of this first post. That's just me making it easier for you. Aren't I sweet?

P.S.S. If you want to put a couple faces with the not-so-flattering image I am creating of us, here is an engagement picture. Don't be mean.

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The Dining Report: Where we ate and why you should or shouldn't:
Grubbin' and Boozin' around the World

The Trip Report
We came, we boozed, and although a little drunk, we conquered Disney! Day 1

We came, we boozed, ok we boozed a lot, but we conquered Disney! Day 2

We came, HE boozed, and we managed to conquer Disney! Day 3

We came, we boozed, was that Disney we conquered? Day 4

Came, boozed, conquered. Day 5

C, B, C - Day 6 (I'm back...and I told you I was lazy!!!)

c, b, c. You made it...THIS IS THE END!!! Day 6.5
 
I'm loving your report already! Can't wait to read the rest so hurry up and post them will ya?! ;)

You two make a cute couple, BTW. :)
 
Ok...I just have to ask...do you you REALLY have a Mickey tatoo? That would be excessively COOL!!!
 

Originally posted by melanieewr
Ok...I just have to ask...do you you REALLY have a Mickey tatoo? That would be excessively COOL!!!

:)

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and then linked to your restaurant reports. I hear people stopping at my door wondering why I'm laughing out loud with no one in here.

Looking forward to the rest of your trip report. If they are 50% as good as the first, I'm going to have to read them at home.

BTW, totally LOVE the tattoo.
 
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

This is some funny stuff!

Chuck and Dave....brings back fond memories :lovestruc

And I love pictures with trip reports...keep them coming please!
 
OMG!!! Now that's a hidden Mickey :earseek: IF (big if) I were to ever get a tatoo, that would be it....

BTW, I just had some friends stop by my office (fellow WDW Nuts) and showed them your report. We were all laughing and agreeing with your 10 step program...you definitely have your priorities in order!

Thanks for making our day!

Can't wait till we are all there on Oct. 30th. We will be all dressed alike as the Donald Duck bowling team..."the Qwack Pots" at MNSSHP on Halloween!

Melanie, Ed
Martha, Bill
Heath, Amy
 
Wow Ally you are quite a writer!

OK, looking forward to the rest...

Hey, we didn't even know you and my hubby are somewhat connected - he has a Sourcer Mickey on his chest.

He also has the girls names on his arm. (But, to ask him why he choose not to put my name along with theirs is another topic! :mad: )

Now since we got back from the trip he is thinking about a new one....
Either Donald Duck or Jiminy Cricket. I think he is going over the top by getting another one, but I can't stop him.

I have a yucky butterfly on my back that I got in high school that I absolutely hate. It is all faded out, too. I love the spot cause I can cover it up easily. (Course, I thought my wedding dress covered it up, but then when I knelt down.... Let's just say my Grandmothers were not happy!)

I've always wanted Tink, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I was thinking about a very tiny black mickey head on my ankle. Wow, I know my Mom would give me grief - What is a thirty something Mom doing getting a tattoo?!?

Anyway... Long story short I like your tattoo! :crazy:
 
Originally posted by lenshanem
Wow Ally you are quite a writer!

OK, looking forward to the rest...

Hey, we didn't even know you and my hubby are somewhat connected - he has a Sourcer Mickey on his chest.

He also has the girls names on his arm. (But, to ask him why he choose not to put my name along with theirs is another topic! :mad: )

Now since we got back from the trip he is thinking about a new one....
Either Donald Duck or Jiminy Cricket. I think he is going over the top by getting another one, but I can't stop him.

I have a yucky butterfly on my back that I got in high school that I absolutely hate. It is all faded out, too. I love the spot cause I can cover it up easily. (Course, I thought my wedding dress covered it up, but then when I knelt down.... Let's just say my Grandmothers were not happy!)

I've always wanted Tink, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I was thinking about a very tiny black mickey head on my ankle. Wow, I know my Mom would give me grief - What is a thirty something Mom doing getting a tattoo?!?

Anyway... Long story short I like your tattoo! :crazy:

You're quite a writer yourself! ;) And he has Disney tattoos too...shall I sing the song?


Oh, and to everyone: lenshanem is making an appearance on the second day. Here's a peak at what I mean...

The almost-redneck and the Amish, Cracker Barrel Waitress.

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Have loved your restaurant reports ~ Can't wait to read the trippies.
 
Awesome trip and food reports! I definitely like your style of enjoying WDW!!! You go, girl!
 
Love your style of writing. It sounds like you guys had a great trip. Love the tattoo girl! I've got tinkerbell on my right hip.
 
lspongberg, do you have a pic of your tattoo?

I mentioned in my post I've always wanted a Tink, but I just didn't want it big.
 
Hi,

No I don't have a pic of it, but I can try to get one posted. When I went to the tattoo shop I picked out the one that I wanted, which was a bit big for me, so I had them shrink it down some. They can really make it any size you want. Hope that helps.

I'll work on getting a picture of Tink for you.

Have a great day:flower1:
 
Thanks. What I worried about was that if I shrank Tink down too small it wouldn't look right as far as the details.

My butterfly on my back is a decent size, but it has faded and lost most clarity. It is about 15 years old.

How big would you say yours is?

(Sorry Ally for hijacking your thread! :eek: )
 
Okay, I just measured with a ruler (are you picturing this? haha). She is laying down with her head held up by her hands under her chin. Her longest width dimension is 2 1/2 inches but that is from her head to one of her feet bent at the knee and up behind her. The height is 1 1/2 inches. Hope that helps.

Linda from MA:D
 












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