Ways To Torture A Spouse

[SnowAngel]

1. Hang them by their toes and beat them with wet noodles

2. Force them to listen to every detail of your disney planning - every day every hour.

3. Lock them in a room with no tv, no books, nothing with three small children

4. Remember old chinese torture techniques

5. Sharpening knives while letting them know you know where they sleep and you are going to get their little dog too.

6. Humming the theme to "It's a small world" until it's all that echos.. It is all the words they will hear. echoing endlessly through their empty heads

7. Padlock their computer.

8. Look at them blankly and ask them who they are and what are they doing in your house. Then start to laugh hysterically.

9. Start kissing and thanking them for nothing. Run off afterwards leaving them wondering what they did. Or do the opposite start yelling and then run off

10. Love them! lol

Anymore suggestions. Dh needs some torture before he drives me

Men.. can't live with them.. can't live without them

 

[jamsmom]

These may just be too nice

 

[cgcw]

I can torture my DH just by saying the words "I was thinking". It's enough to get him cringing because he knows I'm "thinking" of a big, big project that's he's going to have to carry out. I love it!

 

[Wish Upon A Star]

Hiding the remote control and removing its batteries so that if it is found it still doesn't work.

 

[SnowAngel]

Hmm.. too nice.. Must think of something meaner

I could delete all his games off his computer. That may send him over the edge since he's a games addict

 

[shep]

Tell him you have a headache..