There is no pie in Disney Jail, not even inferior facimiles (ie Toaster Struedel). I once did a nickel for "shoplifting". I'm a card carrying cleptomaniac, I go around putting things in a bag with the intent of taking them without paying, if I get caught I simply hand them my card and the merchandise. If I don't get caught, I simply keep the stuff. I'm not supposed to get in trouble because I have a disease right? Wrong. Disney has no sympathy for people with disabilites and mental illness. They locked me up and didn't even give me a pop tart.
My son wanted to bring the dog on our trip, so I said sure no problem. Well Disney said the dog had to stay in a kennel and I had to walk him 2 times a day. The only dogs that are allowed to stay are service animals. What's a service animal? The lady said the animal had to be able to help guests with a medical condition like blindness. So, I say my boy is blind (I'm a pathalogical liar too, but they don't have a card for that). We bring Pavlov into the parks with us and his dog and tell Pav to act like he's blind. Well the dog ends up humping and peeing all over the place and Pav gets tired of being blind, and they throw him into the slammer for breaking the rules. Now my boy is in jail, and he's got a disability. Disney throws a blind boy in jail!!! Ridiculous! He didn't even get a Sam's Choice toaster pastry.
The OP is correct! Disney likes to lock up tourists and arsonists with no good reason.
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