wanna play a game........

[bubba's mom]

Does it make sense to give you a dollar for 100 cents?

 

[bubba's mom]

c'mon mac....where are ya??

 

[macraven]

oops, sorry was in the bathroom.

here comes another doozy for us.......



the stupid bird flew down the chimney flue

 

[macraven]

and then that fowl smelled pretty foul

 

[macraven]

but.....right before that stupid fowl did that, the flea
wanted to flee off the bird

 

[macraven]

ok bubba's mom...........i gave you a triple.......

 

[lindalinda]

I brought a brat to grill up for dinner. when will i find out what i win?

 

[bubba's mom]

oops, sorry was in the bathroom.

what? all day??

 

[bubba's mom]

The sensor on the machine detected bad language, so the had to censor his comment.

 

[bubba's mom]

The serial numbers on the box of cereal didn't match the barcode.

 

[bubba's mom]

When you went to Chile, did you have some of the local chili??? Whew! It was spicy!

 

[bubba's mom]

I had to close the door on the clothes armoir.....what a mess!

 

[macraven]

it was so cold due to the freeze , fernando .frees the animals out of the pen

 

[macraven]

what? all day??

smartass.........

 

[bubba's mom]

smartass.........

as I always say......"better than being a *******"

 

[bubba's mom]

At the construction site of my new home , there is going to be an awesome sight out the back window!

 

[macraven]

uncle Frank gave me a franc from his coin collection

 

[macraven]

does a hare have hair or fur?

 

[bubba's mom]

Santa Claus was frightened by the kitty with the razor-sharp claws

 

[bubba's mom]

The council elected Matt...their legal counsel.