Waiting for the podcast song, round two

[roomthreeseventeen]

(spoken)
"Oh, Walt, you made many, many lovely rooms.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to have a standard view
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had could see the electric light parade from my balcony?"

(sung)
If I got an upgrade
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd pixie bixie boo
If I had a water view
I wouldn't take the buses
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I got an itty bit of dust
Yidle-diddle-judge me if you must

I’d board the long white train that glides high above me
right to the Magic Kingdom’s gates
Or walk the path when Wishes are all through
We’d watch the castle colors turn shades of red
And then shades of purple, pink and green
And then, like magic, comes the glowing blue

I’d book the Crystal Palace, Boma and Jiko
Yachtsman and of course, Le Cellier
spending all my credits for every day
And every Dole Whip, waffle, steak that I eat
is washed down with water, by the way
to best avoid that awful Nescafe

If I got an upgrade
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd mickey trickey doo
If I had a theme park view
I wouldn't miss Fantastmic
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I got an itty bit of dust
Yidle-diddle-judge me if you must

I’d have my girl , my Minnie, dressed at the boutique
My son could be a pirate with a sword
Singing “yo, ho, ho” on that famous ride
I’d watch them wearing their ears and running for the fast pass
Yes, there’s a pin we can afford
Won’t leave an attraction left untried

The most important mice in town would come to fawn on me!
They would ask me to advise them,
Like the DIS’ers wisest king.
"If you please, King DISer..."
"Pardon me, King DISer..."
Posing problems that would cross a CM’'s eyes!
And it won't make one bit of difference if I bring them to the lounge
When you're me, they let you have your wish

If it came true I'd have the time that I lack
To nap in the Carousel of Sleep
And maybe have Space Mountain alone for me
And I'd discuss the classic rides with the learned folk, the most wise Imagineers
That would be the special place to be

If I got an upgrade
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bub
If my room was up in Club
I’d buy myself a glow stick
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I won the Disney pixie dust,
Yidle-diddle-judge me if you must

 

[jcb]

Very creative . . . but now I have that song stuck in my head!

 

[DrMomof3]

Brilliant!

Amanda

 

[Worfiedoodles]

I am in ! One of my favorite musicals of all-time, and one of the best songs -- now translated into DisneySpeak! Bravo!

Maria