VMK Addiction Rehab Program, "where we take you from virtual back to reality"

[Nanoer]

my guranteed method to make you stop playing vmk for a while LOL(only works if you have one computer in the house) you sign on vmk then you go to a staff room and say.. hey anyone here have a im? my title is the same on there gurantee to make you not play till '16

 

[Shaymojack]

You know... This is the kind of thing that will get VMK people extremely mad at you if they saw it somehow. Telling people to get off vmk, really good way for vmk people to lose you as a friend.

But I also have a addiction to vmk. I guess it's being able to see friends all the time no matter where they are. I spend so much time hanging out with my friends in our rooms now I haven't done NPC's in a few weeks. NOt to say it's bad to hang out with friends.

 

[Nanoer]

You know... This is the kind of thing that will get VMK people extremely mad at you if they saw it somehow. Telling people to get off vmk, really good way for vmk people to lose you as a friend.

LOL i'm just playing along with this "rehab" lol

 

[Chickysmom]

My name (new name) is ChickysHen...and I'm a VMK addict.

- They say the first step to recovery is addmitting you have a problem.
- WAIT...I TAKE IT BACK! I don't want to recover!

Maybe for the more serious VMKers looking for a rehab center, we should develop a 12 step program!

 

[Nanoer]

Step One: Sign up to play VMK
Step Two: Figure out how to play
Step Three: Make mules
Step Four: Get crazy about trying to win the games
Step Five: THE GOLDEN RULE: Sucess is 99% VMK and 1% VMK
Step Six: Buy lots and lots of coffee
Step Seven: HW? Work? what's that?
Step Eight: Wear your shirt that says "VMK my anti-drug"
Step Nine: The persistence phrase "All fireworks and no Haunted Mansion makes VMK a sad game"
Step Ten: Make Guides like this that are out of order
Step Eleven: WOOT! CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW A OFFICIAL VMK ADDICT!! -say what bob??? i'm supposed to try to get them OFF it?? fine here then-
Step Twevle: Go up to random people in a staff room when staff is present and say "Talk to me on a im, my cousin is a tester and he'll give you free tester items!"

SEE??????????? IT's sooooooooooooo effective!

P.S. I DONT DRINK COFFEE!(if you get that it's hilarous)

 

[MACPlink]

LOL this thread is too funny but sadly so completely true. If VMK weren't closed right now, I would so be on it!

 

[jazstar87]

HAHAAA
Oh nanoer. I think you have a vmk dis addiction now!