Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[rpmdfw]

Yay Rosie and I are awake and we can take over the board?

And now you're both still asleep and everything is right with the world again!

 

[wallyb]

And now you're both still asleep and everything is right with the world again!

Quick - grab a steak knife and we can saw the west coast off -
and float it out to sea!

 

[rpmdfw]

Quick - grab a steak knife and we can saw the west coast off -
and float it out to sea!

The WHOLE West Coast, Wally?!?!?!?! Isn't that a BIT extreme?

Can't we just have Louie and Rosie kidnapped while they're sleeping and stranded on an island somewhere in the South Pacific? (Bali Hai? Gilligan's Island? That one from LOST?)

That way no innocent people have to suffer.

 

[wallyb]

The WHOLE West Coast, Wally?!?!?!?! Isn't that a BIT extreme?

Can't we just have Louie and Rosie kidnapped while they're sleeping and stranded on an island somewhere in the South Pacific? (Bali Hai? Gilligan's Island? That one from LOST?)

That way no innocent people have to suffer.

innocent people - have you been to LA?

 

[rpmdfw]

innocent people - have you been to LA?

Good point.

But what about Oregon and Washington? And the rest of California? There have to be some innocent people there!

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

Well if you saw it all off and it floats out to sea...Disney can just take it all over and make it another Disney Private Island and people will flock to visit.

 

[wallyb]

Good point.

But what about Oregon and Washington? And the rest of California? There have to be some innocent people there!

Maybe this would be better - let's saw the east cost off -
right down to FL and make that part separate.

We'd be a big super cool island - we'd have WDW, NYC, lovely Boston and all the great places in between - and so what if we have to deal with Jersey - that's a small price.

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

Maybe this would be better - let's saw the east cost off -
right down to FL and make that part separate.

We'd be a big super cool island - we'd have WDW, NYC, lovely Boston and all the great places in between - and so what if we have to deal with Jersey - that's a small price.

And Atlanta can become beach front property. Let me know when you are going to do it and I'll start buying up land.

 

[rpmdfw]

Well if you saw it all off and it floats out to sea...Disney can just take it all over and make it another Disney Private Island and people will flock to visit.

Not a good idea. With the way that Disney has been handling their Private Island lately, it'll end up covered with "unique shopping and dining experiences" and nothing else!

 

[rpmdfw]

Maybe this would be better - let's saw the east cost off -
right down to FL and make that part separate.

We'd be a big super cool island - we'd have WDW, NYC, lovely Boston and all the great places in between - and so what if we have to deal with Jersey - that's a small price.

We can't cut around Jersey?

 

[wallyb]

We can't cut around Jersey?

Not really -
And the question is - do we slice to include PA or not -
cheese Steaks and good pretzels - what do you think?

Or should we just say - if you touch the Atlantic your in.

I'm going to have to make sure the Henkels are sharp.

 

[rpmdfw]

Not really -
And the question is - do we slice to include PA or not -
cheese Steaks and good pretzels - what do you think?

Or should we just say - if you touch the Atlantic your in.

I'm going to have to make sure the Henkels are sharp.

How about if we include the eastern end of Pennsylvania. That way we can keep Philly and Hershey.

 

[starann]

How about if we include the eastern end of Pennsylvania. That way we can keep Philly and Hershey.

Whew....I'm safe then! We also have the Romantic Pocono's (champange hot tubs ring a bell?!?) in addition to Philly and Hershey as well as Amish Country

 

[rpmdfw]

I just realized that the Virtual Shower is now up to ONE HUNDRED pages long!

Wow! Never thought it'd go on this long.

So, how long does a thread get before it gets "too long" and closes?

Anyway,

Thanks to Wally for this fantastic thread, and kudos to Wally and everyone else who has made this first hundred pages so durned entertaining!

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Quick - grab a steak knife and we can saw the west coast off -
and float it out to sea!

Excuse me! You should be talking about cutting Florida off and letting them float away. Can you name anything good about Florida besides Disney World?

And if you'll recall, it's Florida's fault we're in this "Bushy" mess. Whole state filled with people that can't properly push a pin through paper, geesh.

 

[I<3EvilQueen]

Whew....I'm safe then! We also have the Romantic Pocono's (champange hot tubs ring a bell?!?) in addition to Philly and Hershey as well as Amish Country

My parents went there for a few years on anniversaries. They kept talking about the heart shaped hot tubs.

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

And Atlanta can become beach front property. Let me know when you are going to do it and I'll start buying up land.

Odd that you should say that. Back about 20 some odd years ago, there were projections about what would happen with global warming if the icecaps melted. From the projections, Atlanta would be beachfront property! So, you might want to invest now.

 

[kingLouiethe1]

Odd that you should say that. Back about 20 some odd years ago, there were projections about what would happen with global warming if the icecaps melted. From the projections, Atlanta would be beachfront property! So, you might want to invest now.

Global warming is a myth, the president said so

 

[Timon-n-Pumbaa Fan]

Can you name anything good about Florida besides Disney World?

Florida is the homestate of my dear Corey!
Oranges!
NASA...I always wanted to see a successful shuttle launch in person.
Miami Dolphins....think back in the days of Dan Marino.
Daytona International Speedway....NASCAR's holy ground!
The Everglades....now, that has God's handy work written all over it.
Manatees...they are so stinkin' cute!

See, I just rattled off a few pretty nifty things without even trying hard.

 

[turkygurl]

Can you name anything good about Florida besides Disney World?

ME! And that should be enough for all of you. And oranges. And the Keys. So there.