Virtual Shower for rpmdfw - Ending September 24th!

[rpmdfw]

See! Your all my witnesses.
Insufferable.
... And I'm just doing this
out of "the goodness of my heart"

Can you imagine what those poor
Disney wedding planners are going thru.

Yes, yes . . . poor you . . . .blah blah blah.

You know durned well that when you're done with all the hard work, some fairy is going to come and give you a fabulous outfit and some hunk with a shoe fetish is going to hunt you down to give you sparkly slippers, so just suffer through the hard stuff in silence, like a lamb, won't you?

 

[wallyb]

You know the Bridezilla is off the sauce for the next two weeks! Geesh!
Here ya go Rob!

OFF THE SAUCE!
Run for the exits.

A sober cantankerous Bride from hell.

 

[wallyb]

...so just suffer through the hard stuff in silence, like a lamb, won't you?

Yes milady.

 

[rosiep]

Yes milady.

Good thing Rob's dieting...lamb is tasty!

 

[wallyb]

Good thing Rob's dieting...lamb is tasty!

Yeah just great...
Wedding rage.
No happy juice.
And on a cranky pants diet.

Not looking good for us handmaidens

 

[rosiep]

Yeah just great...
Wedding rage.
No happy juice.
And on a cranky pants diet.

Not looking good for us handmaidens

Not good at all...I bet now he's going to make us wear the big fluffy dresses with a huge bow in the back and poison ivy instead of baby breaths for our hair!

 

[wallyb]

Not good at all...I bet now he's going to make us wear the big fluffy dresses with a huge bow in the back and poison ivy instead of baby breaths for our hair!

Week One on the wagon -
we'll be at this...

Week Two

Help us

 

[rpmdfw]

I was thinking more along these lines.

For Wally:

For Rosie:

I think you'll both look just lovely!

 

[wallyb]

I was thinking more along these lines.

For Wally:

For Rosie:

I think you'll both look just lovely!

Your going to CUT Rosie's head OFF!
I fine with that.

 

[acourtwdw]

I will wear the flamingo hat with pride. I love that Hello Kitty Dress. Where can I get one. Just so everyone knows, I am a recovering Diet Coke-holic. It's been almost 2 weeks since my last one. I will though drink anything with rum

 

[rpmdfw]

I will wear the flamingo hat with pride. I love that Hello Kitty Dress. Where can I get one. Just so everyone knows, I am a recovering Diet Coke-holic. It's been almost 2 weeks since my last one. I will though drink anything with rum

That leaves the pizza hat! Who wants it?

As to where you can find that delightful Hello Kitty dress? I've got no idea. Apparently it's a real wedding dress from Japan. Go figure.

 

[wallyb]

Are we still lopping Rosie's head off?

 

[rosiep]

Are we still lopping Rosie's head off?

But..I wanted to wear a tiara just like Wally's....and can I bring the goat as my date??? He's a pygmy!

 

[rpmdfw]

But..I wanted to wear a tiara just like Wally's....and can I bring the goat as my date??? He's a pygmy!

Well, the goat will probably be better behaved than Wally, I'll give you that.

You'll have to slap a couple Hello Kittys on that tiara, though. Otherwise it might look TACKY!

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

There is ENTIRELY TOO MUCH FUN going on here -- what with Hello Kitty dresses and goaty-goat dates and tiaras and such -- Guess I'll hafta to slip outa my DocMartins, put on sumthin frilly, and settle in fer a bit!

 

[acourtwdw]

Ok, I know it's just not me, but who else loves the sock monkey dress? Or maybe it is just me. Pour me another! Thanks!

 

[rosiep]

Ok, I know it's just not me, but who else loves the sock monkey dress? Or maybe it is just me. Pour me another! Thanks!

I think it's just you...but if you pour me one of those drinkie poos I'll agree to anything....

 

[rpmdfw]

There is ENTIRELY TOO MUCH FUN going on here -- what with Hello Kitty dresses and goaty-goat dates and tiaras and such -- Guess I'll hafta to slip outa my DocMartins, put on sumthin frilly, and settle in fer a bit!

OMG! That's freaking HIGHsterical!

And it'll go so well with your pink "Dancing Queen" cowboy hat!

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

I think it's just you...but if you pour me one of those drinkie poos I'll agree to anything....

Oh come on...you know you want one -- sock monkey dress that is... When bored, your date can amuse himself with nibbling off the buttons.

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

OMG! That's freaking HIGHsterical!

And it'll go so well with your pink "Dancing Queen" cowboy hat!

Hi Rob!!!

I DO have an unerring eye for fashion!!! now, I think I want a drinkie-poo with two lil paper umbrellas, please...