Via Napoli Pizza Window

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WARNING!!!!

This food item is a poor representation of a pizza slice that includes a soggy crust, tasteless sauce, and low-quality mozzarella.

For safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, gall bladder disease, a delicate constitution, and a sensitive palate with high culinary standards.

Diners expecting the Neopolitan slices regularly served by Via Napoli next door should not consume.

Supervise children and foodies at all times.

Persons who do not meet the maximum Disney counter service pizza tolerance may not dine.

Must find your own seats.

I thought of one:

Objects in the pizza window are grosser than they appear.

But your disclaimers are so much better!