Raulandpinboy
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- Jul 15, 2001
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Well in keeping with the traditions of looking out for your fellow group members and since we are stronger than the Masons or any fraternity group known to man.
Today we make one of the inner circle elite a bona fide hero . Yes our very own Mike Allensworth, AKA Danas hubby joined the ranks of great men like Superman, Spiderman, board moderators, supertraders and really hot fashion models.
How you ask? Well thats the rest of the story.
Last night a small group of the national elite inner circle members, IE June, Bob, Jimmy, Heather, Michelle (Manny was in Orlando working) Dana, Mike, Brittany, and Justin, decided to go out for dinner in of all places a Cuban restaurant, now this was really bad because the non Miami visiting members of the group had never eaten Cuban before, once they tasted the tempting goodies it was all out war, and gluttony reined king. Well our very own Bob loved by all decided to tackle a piece of pork that was as June put it bigger than a small 5-year-old child Well the pig fought back, grabbing Bob in a chokehold So June asked Bob who was turning blue at the time if everything was okay, he nodded no and kept pointing to his throat, June asked if he was choking, and Bob nodded YES!!!
Okay the score so far, June is concerned I mean who will buy the pins if Bob is gone??? Michelle and Dana are still yapping at the mouth and are clueless as to what is going on, Jimmy and Heather are still trying to decide what the heck flan is???? And the kids are kids so they have tribal immunity.
But my man Mike just simple got up walked over to Bob and performed a most awesome Heimlich maneuver, in one great big squeeze Bob popped out a 21 ounce piece of pork which caused Heather to scream out thats disgusting Bob what do you want to do make me sick Dana and Michelle said whats going on??? And June stopped going through Bobs pockets looking for change. Oh and Jimmy he tried the flan and is hooked.
But in all seriousness Michael Allensworth you are a hero my man!!! Yes this did all happen Bob did choke and Mike did save his life.
And in true hero status after it was all over, he asked Bob if he was alright, and just sat down, to the stunned on looking diners he said it was nothing and continued eating his dinner.
Later on when asked if he had ever performed the Heimlich before he answered No but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night that and I had to do it I like Bob
And yes Mike you did say it right when you said I guess this will put me on the boards huh you are on the boards you have my thanks and the thanks of all of us that like Bob.
You sir are a hero, and you have my thanks for saving my friend Bobs life, I will as all of us will be forever grateful THANK YOU!!!
On a side note the restaurants attorneys will contact you in the morning for performing the Heimlich maneuver in their restaurant with out the proper certifications or permits, you have violated Ft Lauderdale code sections 608.5667 and 678.3421 in the county of Broward in the state of Florida. That which states no unnecessary saving of a life will be executed in any said state environmental location without the consent of all knowing participants, restaurant patrons, owner, the Pope, and the Queen mum, without having prior written consent of the aforementioned witnesses. Sorry Dude.
Disclaimer:
The term inner group refers the inner circle of friends family and anybody that love pin trading, family and friends, hanging out with any of the aforementioned above, a true love of Scoop all the he stands for, and an undying love of Ed AKA Raulandpinboy who was not present at the activity because he was with his mother, and has a note excusing him from dinner. Membership to the inner circle it hard to come by, you have to want to be in it, and you must love pins, trading, hanging out with pin traders.
If you want to be in the inner circle repeat after me
I want to be in the inner circle, so can I write check Yo!!! No Yao! Hold your hand up towards the heavens and say Congaloosh
Congratulations you part of the inner circle Welcome
And Mike Thanks again for helping Bob, life without Bob would really suck.
Today we make one of the inner circle elite a bona fide hero . Yes our very own Mike Allensworth, AKA Danas hubby joined the ranks of great men like Superman, Spiderman, board moderators, supertraders and really hot fashion models.
How you ask? Well thats the rest of the story.
Last night a small group of the national elite inner circle members, IE June, Bob, Jimmy, Heather, Michelle (Manny was in Orlando working) Dana, Mike, Brittany, and Justin, decided to go out for dinner in of all places a Cuban restaurant, now this was really bad because the non Miami visiting members of the group had never eaten Cuban before, once they tasted the tempting goodies it was all out war, and gluttony reined king. Well our very own Bob loved by all decided to tackle a piece of pork that was as June put it bigger than a small 5-year-old child Well the pig fought back, grabbing Bob in a chokehold So June asked Bob who was turning blue at the time if everything was okay, he nodded no and kept pointing to his throat, June asked if he was choking, and Bob nodded YES!!!
Okay the score so far, June is concerned I mean who will buy the pins if Bob is gone??? Michelle and Dana are still yapping at the mouth and are clueless as to what is going on, Jimmy and Heather are still trying to decide what the heck flan is???? And the kids are kids so they have tribal immunity.
But my man Mike just simple got up walked over to Bob and performed a most awesome Heimlich maneuver, in one great big squeeze Bob popped out a 21 ounce piece of pork which caused Heather to scream out thats disgusting Bob what do you want to do make me sick Dana and Michelle said whats going on??? And June stopped going through Bobs pockets looking for change. Oh and Jimmy he tried the flan and is hooked.
But in all seriousness Michael Allensworth you are a hero my man!!! Yes this did all happen Bob did choke and Mike did save his life.
And in true hero status after it was all over, he asked Bob if he was alright, and just sat down, to the stunned on looking diners he said it was nothing and continued eating his dinner.
Later on when asked if he had ever performed the Heimlich before he answered No but I did stay at a Holiday Inn express last night that and I had to do it I like Bob
And yes Mike you did say it right when you said I guess this will put me on the boards huh you are on the boards you have my thanks and the thanks of all of us that like Bob.
You sir are a hero, and you have my thanks for saving my friend Bobs life, I will as all of us will be forever grateful THANK YOU!!!
On a side note the restaurants attorneys will contact you in the morning for performing the Heimlich maneuver in their restaurant with out the proper certifications or permits, you have violated Ft Lauderdale code sections 608.5667 and 678.3421 in the county of Broward in the state of Florida. That which states no unnecessary saving of a life will be executed in any said state environmental location without the consent of all knowing participants, restaurant patrons, owner, the Pope, and the Queen mum, without having prior written consent of the aforementioned witnesses. Sorry Dude.
Disclaimer:
The term inner group refers the inner circle of friends family and anybody that love pin trading, family and friends, hanging out with any of the aforementioned above, a true love of Scoop all the he stands for, and an undying love of Ed AKA Raulandpinboy who was not present at the activity because he was with his mother, and has a note excusing him from dinner. Membership to the inner circle it hard to come by, you have to want to be in it, and you must love pins, trading, hanging out with pin traders.
If you want to be in the inner circle repeat after me
I want to be in the inner circle, so can I write check Yo!!! No Yao! Hold your hand up towards the heavens and say Congaloosh
Congratulations you part of the inner circle Welcome
And Mike Thanks again for helping Bob, life without Bob would really suck.
! He was on his way to join me in the Underworld until YOU stepped in! And now the Queen knighted you..dude...
