Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[BRDof3]

I'm kind of curious about that pig.....is it both sexes who orgasm for 30 minutes? The scientist in me wants to know.

Scientist, voyeur. Same thing.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Scientist, voyeur. Same thing.

No, no, no...don't misunderstand. I have no desire whatsoever of witnessing the copulation of swine.

My original question has validity, however.

If both male and female piggies have the 30 minute...ooh la la...especially if it is simultanious...than bravo for them both! This something worth looking into! Scientifically, of course.

If Miss piggy is the only one fortunate enough to experience it, then this is still a good scenario. Even if Mr. Pig has to roll over and go to sleep, she can blissfully enjoy her moment in solitude.

However....if the male hog has the ability alone, than this poses a problem. I feel very sorry for the female pig, not blessed with pleasure, to have to endure a 300 lb hooved creature having an out of body experience on her back. Nope...if this is the case, then scientific discovery can end here.

 

[DaveInTN]

However....if the male hog has the ability alone, than this poses a problem. I feel very sorry for the female pig, not blessed with pleasure, to have to endure a 300 lb hooved creature having an out of body experience on her back. Nope...if this is the case, then scientific discovery can end here.

Have you been talking to my wife?

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Have you been talking to my wife?

 

[BRDof3]

I feel very sorry for the female pig, not blessed with pleasure, to have to endure a 300 lb hooved creature having an out of body experience on her back.

Well, I was gonna say "My wife never complained," but Dave beat me to it.

Just turn the TV on for her. She can watch a whole episode of "George Lopez" while we're at it. I'd get all that and a TV show, too.

 

[Tnbob]

Now here's a Useless Fact/Chit Chat that wasn't lost on the masses!

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Well, I was gonna say "My wife never complained," but Dave beat me to it.

That's because you're the minute... um... um... king of the forest.

 

[BRDof3]

That's because you're the minute... um... um... king of the forest.

Uh, I believe that was King of the Jungle.

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Uh, I believe that was King of the Jungle.

My bad! Sorry King. Please forgive me.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

If you take a blind man to an art show you know something is wrong with you.

 

[AuburnJen92]

What people do with two months of free time on their hands (ps, they must not be campers...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w

 

[auntie]

All I keep hearing from the media is that things are getting better.
My sister got laid off two weeks ago..that was after 6 months of no job. Then finally getting something and being laid off less than five months later.
They are three months behind on the mortgage, and in negotiations with the bank. I feel so bad for them.
I was really hoping this would be a better year for her. No such luck so far.

Somebody....tell me where are things are better, cause I'm just not seein' it around here.

 

[DaveInTN]

Somebody....tell me where are things are better, cause I'm just not seein' it around here.

Check inside the beltway....things are BOOMING there!

 

[auntie]

Ya know, all those people care about is themselves and getting elected. There's no substance to any of 'em. Bunch of wind bags. I'm so sick of hearing them.
Right/Left, I don't think any of 'em have a clue how real Americans are dealing with this economy. They talk to hear themselves talk. A regular pat yourself on the back club.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that also . Actually I know A LOT of people like this!)

 

[PolynesianPixie]

All I keep hearing from the media is that things are getting better.
My sister got laid off two weeks ago..that was after 6 months of no job. Then finally getting something and being laid off less than five months later.
They are three months behind on the mortgage, and in negotiations with the bank. I feel so bad for them.
I was really hoping this would be a better year for her. No such luck so far.

Somebody....tell me where are things are better, cause I'm just not seein' it around here.

Sorry Auntie

wish I could

 

[Lil' Lisa]

Uranus was discovered 229 years ago today by William Herschel.

 

[Tnbob]

My what was discovered?????

 

[Lil' Lisa]

My what was discovered?????

I was waiting for that! I knew it wouldn't be long!

It's true though!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Did You Know Uranus Is A Gas Giant ?