Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[auntie]

You are Secretary of The Smilies.
We need them placed everywhere, and you are the person to do it.

Rob has to wash his own underwear.

...Thank you! Thank you Denise! I shall place them everywhere! (and they'll be clean too!)

 

[auntie]

Please, I have my limits. I'll just stay waist deep in the lake all day, that way I won't need any.

... Okay then....

and yet one more reason why one shouldn't swim in the lake..

Oh and Frank..you best watch where you're fishin'...might catch somethin' you
weren't exactly countin' on.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Please, I have my limits. I'll just stay waist deep in the lake all day, that way I won't need any.

Sorry Rob, I can't issue a "Standing In Waist Deep In The Lake All Day", permit to you.
It appears that the lake fish heard about this and filed a injunction against you to put a stop to this before it gets off the ground. (or should I say, before you get in the water )
They are claiming "infringement" upon their swimming rights.

 

[BRDof3]

Sorry Rob, I can't issue a "Standing In Waist Deep In The Lake All Day", permit to you.
It appears that the lake fish heard about this and filed a injunction against you to put a stop to this before it gets off the ground. (or should I say, before you get in the water )
They are claiming "infringement" upon their swimming rights.

But if I'm not in the water then I will have to find a way to get it off the ground.

 

[2goofycampers]

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/cata...111109-lLinkwnvod&adid=1500000000000012719730

 

[auntie]

But if I'm not in the water then I will have to find a way to get it off the ground.

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[OK GRUMPY]

It is so cold here! And it's Florida!

 

[2goofycampers]

http://www.walmart.com/ip/Disney-s-Finding-Nemo-Aquarium-Kit-1.5-Gallons-Fish-Aquatic-Pets/12177655

 

[PolynesianPixie]

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I concur

 

[BRDof3]

I concur

Jealousy is such an ugly thing to see.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Jealousy is such an ugly thing to see.

jealou..........

Men!

 

[ralphie]

Thank you all. Have never camped at the fort, but am a camper - I am normally a lurker but you all are just too funny to stay mute - thank you!!

 

[Lil' Lisa]

But if I'm not in the water then I will have to find a way to get it off the ground.

They have pills for that...

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Thank you all. Have never camped at the fort, but am a camper - I am normally a lurker but you all are just too funny to stay mute - thank you!!

Welcome!!!!

They have pills for that...

I am SO giving you a virtual high five for that one!!!!

 

[Lil' Lisa]

I am SO giving you a virtual high five for that one!!!!

Don't encourage me!!!

 

[BRDof3]

They have pills for that...

I would need a garden hose reel, I think.

 

[AuburnJen92]

But if I'm not in the water then I will have to find a way to get it off the ground.

Isn't that why you have a pooper scooper?

 

[BRDof3]

Isn't that why you have a pooper scooper?

Even a grain shovel wouldn't be big enough for that job.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Take your pick.


If you're ever lost in the woods, pull out a deck of cards and play solitaire. Before long, someone will come along and tell you to put the red jack on the black queen.
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The more children cry, the less they urinate.

What'a ya know,,unhappy kids,,less diaper changing,
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If your daughter is tall enough to stand up and drink out of the urinal, then she is too old to bring into the men's room.

and if she drinks out of the toilet at home,
she's spending WAY too much time with the pet dog.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're cold as ice
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry
My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
well Maybe just one drink more - Put some music on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Baby it's cold outside