Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[Tnbob]

that is wayyyyy more than I wanted to know.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Moms and fun facts

Only 33 percent of moms say they are willing to snoop around to find where the spare roll is kept in someone else's home.

The most common bathroom blunder is falling into the toilet when the seat is left up (85%).

The majority of moms (82%) have been caught "primping, waxing, plucking or shaving."

73 percent of moms have been accidentally soaked by a showerhead when trying to run a bath.

75 percent of moms remove layers of clothes as a weight loss strategy while standing on the scale.

33 percent of moms have sleepily brushed their teeth with something other than toothpaste.

25 percent of moms resort to toilet paper for a wet child emerging from the bath when no towel is in sight.

More than a quarter of moms have walked in on their kids bathing the family pet and faced a disaster.

Three out of four moms (74.2%) leave the bathroom door open when they are home alone.

Only a small percentage (8.2%) have mistakenly flushed a living fish during a toilet bowl funeral.

 

[homebrew2]

Never shake hands with a desert Bedouin. Their right hand IS their toilet paper!

Sorry Deb....Muslim teaching is to use the left hand. When I was
stationed in the Middle east we were cautioned not to wave with the
left hand as it would be construed as an insult.
You're right about the toilet paper.....only westernized folks use it. The part of Turkey I was in, the only public rest room I ever found any at was at the airport.

 

[homebrew2]

Man,,it would suck to live down hill from your neighbors in Afgan

I hate ta break it to ya Frank.....but until pretty recently......the same
could be said for TENNESSEE

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I hate ta break it to ya Frank.....but until pretty recently......the same
could be said for TENNESSEE

I'm never shake'n ANYBODIES hand anymore !

 

[heatair]

I'm more of a lurker than a poster, but I know this one.

http://mentalfloss.com/blogs//archives/40088

BTW, we're going back! Ressies aren't totally set as yet, they should be by Friday. Arrive 31 December 2010, depart 6 January 2011.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Just my opinion, but butt floss has to be the # 1 invention in the world,,course beer would be # 2,,

 

[AuburnJen92]

Just so you know, Rob has professed to have a hairy rope thong.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

I'm more of a lurker than a poster, but I know this one.

http://mentalfloss.com/blogs//archives/40088

BTW, we're going back! Ressies aren't totally set as yet, they should be by Friday. Arrive 31 December 2010, depart 6 January 2011.

Like a good book, I started reading that and couldn't stop til I finished.
See, now why do they leave that kind of stuff out when teaching us in school ?? It's histotrical, practical, it has significance, it's applied daily in our lives. (get it, applied daily !)

But Noooo! They won't even tell us about John Crapper, inventor of the john,,you know, the crapper.

 

[clkelley]

I've found a new computer addiction, Yahtzee. Somebody gave me a link to for a free download.

 

[lucy_love]

never mind, found what I was looking for

 

[Born 2 Fish]

never mind, found what I was looking for

Wow, do I feel used !
It aint proper to drop a bomb like "never mind" and not tell us what it was ???

 

[ntsammy5]

Just so you know, Rob has professed to have a hairy rope thong.

Talk about TMI!

 

[AuburnJen92]

Rob has plenty of TMI.

 

[des1954]

I've found a new computer addiction, Yahtzee. Somebody gave me a link to for a free download.

I used to carpool to Tampa from Bradenton with a gal who was a Yahtzee addict. If she was a rider, she'd fall asleep on the trip to work, and every now & then she's holler "YAHTZEE" in her sleep. I almost drove off I-75 laughing my **** off the first time she did that!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Suppose that you meet 10 people. You will be attracted to 6 of them, will be compatible with 5 of them, will establish trust with 4 of them, will allow intimacy with 3 of them, will give your loyalty to 2 of them, and will invest in loving 1 of them.


umm, sure, okay.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

"I used to be a wind breaker, now I'm just an old fart"

 

[AuburnJen92]

Suppose that you meet 10 people. You will be attracted to 6 of them, will be compatible with 5 of them, will establish trust with 4 of them, will allow intimacy with 3 of them, will give your loyalty to 2 of them, and will invest in loving 1 of them.


umm, sure, okay.

Where did you find that bunch of BS?

 

[des1954]

Where did you find that bunch of BS?

Frank's loaded with BS!!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

On the big box of TRUTHS of course,,the internet.

Now, at the GG this past Oct, I meet bout 40 fiends,
so, which 4 of you want me to love you, ????