Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[clkelley]

It's college football season again! Looks like the SEC is off to a good start!

War Eagle!

 

[des1954]

Auburn did might fine. Can't get excited about the Gator's win though. They were playing a pee-wee football team.

 

[ntsammy5]

I wish I had some beer ----- oh wait, I do. If your wishes are realistic they're easy to fulfill.

 

[BRDof3]

I wish I had some beer ----- oh wait, I do. If your wishes are realistic they're easy to fulfill.

 

[Born 2 Fish]

When you check into a hotel room, make sure you flush the toilet before you unpack your luggage. You'd rather let the front desk know if the toilet doesn't work before you use it.


and this is one of several resons we now own a camper.

 

[BRDof3]

When you check into a hotel room, make sure you flush the toilet before you unpack your luggage. You'd rather let the front desk know if the toilet doesn't work before you use it.


and this is one of several resons we now own a camper.

And yet, my wife still doesn't understand why I prefer to take the camper instead of getting a hotel room.

 

[ntsammy5]

I always try to fill it up first - that way I can give it a stress test!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Young people tend to be politically liberal until they have to start paying taxes from their own pockets.

 

[clkelley]

When "real" cold medicine is working, it makes the top of your head feel fuzzy

 

[Shan-man]

Cool! I KNEW peppermint schnapps was REAL cold medicine! LOL

 

[Born 2 Fish]

When "real" cold medicine is working, it makes the top of your head feel fuzzy

Hey, I could use som'a that ! Not a lotta hair there now, might make me feel like I gotta real mane again

 

[clkelley]

Oh nooooooo, the President's on...... He's on eeeeeeeevery channel....... We're gonna miss Fliiiiiiipeeeeeeer!!!!!!

(Thank goodnes for cable)

 

[Born 2 Fish]

Oh nooooooo, the President's on...... He's on eeeeeeeevery channel....... We're gonna miss Fliiiiiiipeeeeeeer!!!!!!

(Thank goodnes for cable)

Really ??? Why did I ever miss that ???
BECAUSE WE HAVE CABLE TOO !

 

[clkelley]

(Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back) !!


Like most folks in this country, I have a job.
I work, they pay me.
I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.
In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test
(with which I have no problem with).
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't
have to pass a urine test.
So, here is my Question:
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check...
because I have to pass one to earn it for them ??
Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet.
I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their rear-
doing drugs, while I work. . . .
Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?
I guess we could title that program, "Urine or You're Out".

Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't.
Hope you all will pass it along, though.
Some thing has to change in this country -- and soon !!

 

[Born 2 Fish]

my new hero,,JOE WILSON !
and I firmly believe it was WRONG to make him apologize.

 

[auntie]

my new hero,,JOE WILSON !

 

[RvUsa]

To the one and only person in that room last night that told the truth!!! GO JOE!!!

 

[ntsammy5]

The guy is a total ***.....

 

[PolynesianPixie]

Urine or you're out

 

[RvUsa]

I saw this on another forum and you better believe I am going to use it for repeat questions here LOL

Fort Wilderness