Useless facts/Chit Chat Thread

[PolynesianPixie]

I have a story about being in line behind a lady at a water park that was enough to keep me from water parks for the rest of my life, but that's a Kungaloosh story.

Why oh why did I have to see this right after lunch?

 

[liv luvs disney]

Why oh why did I have to see this right after lunch?

Yeah Ami, my pizza isn't setting well on my tummy right now. Thanks Jim. Or should we thank Frank?

 

[ntsammy5]

Oh, yeah. Just thinking about it made me throw up a little in my mouth.

Was she the entire line?

 

[ftwildernessguy]

She had a very LARGE yellow bathing suit on (or at least at one time it was yellow), and a rather pungent and unmistakeable odor about her. Did I mention the line went up some stairs and I was behind her? That's important.

 

[PolynesianPixie]

I've just got one final word to say on the matter......

 

[auntie]

She had a very LARGE yellow bathing suit on (or at least at one time it was yellow), and a rather pungent and unmistakeable odor about her. Did I mention the line went up some stairs and I was behind her? That's important.

If this line led to a slide...I hope you were able to let someone else slip in front of you and go down after she did. (with a scrubbie and some bleach!)

 

[2goofycampers]

I sat next to a woman on The Land boat ride one time whose body hadn't seen soap and especially shampoo in a VERY long time, let's just say I had the heebie jeebies ALL day after that.

I"ve never squeezed so tight against Frank in all my life.


Oh, there was also the family in DL in the Space Mountain line, we let alot of people go in front of us. No American way of pushing and shoving there.

 

[auntie]

Denise, I'd like you to meet my new next door neighbors sometime...you'd just love them. (not)

 

[BRDof3]

I sat next to a woman on The Land boat ride one time whose body hadn't seen soap and especially shampoo in a VERY long time, let's just say I had the heebie jeebies ALL day after that.

I"ve never squeezed so tight against Frank in all my life.

And all this time Frank thought he was just being particularly manly and verile that day.

 

[clkelley]

Finally, finally, finally, after literally almost a year of dealing with contractors and mess, the outside remodel of our house is DONE!!!!

Now all we have to do is (literally), sit back and watch the grass grow!!)

 

[ntsammy5]

Carol,

I hate to tell youthis,but it looks like you have rats!


Very,very nice

 

[clkelley]

Carol,

I hate to tell youthis,but it looks like you have rats!


Very,very nice

Nah, just one particular mouse

 

[auntie]

Looks great Carol! You're hard work and frustrations have paid off. Very nice

 

[2goofycampers]

Way cool, looks great. Enjoy watching your grass grow.

 

[des1954]

Everything looks terrific, Carol!! Tell your Rick that the saddest day in my Rick's life was the day he sold the John Deere & watched it leaving on a trailer. I swear he had tears in his eyes!! So....your Rick can covet our Gem & my Rick can covet your Deere.

Is that wisteria or bougainvilla on your arbor?

 

[vick]

Congratulations Carol. Everything is looking good!

 

[clkelley]

Everything looks terrific, Carol!! Tell your Rick that the saddest day in my Rick's life was the day he sold the John Deere & watched it leaving on a trailer. I swear he had tears in his eyes!! So....your Rick can covet our Gem & my Rick can covet your Deere.

Is that wisteria or bougainvilla on your arbor?

Those are roses. The arbor has actually been there for years. It used to be the kids swingset/jungle gym with a slide and swings and rope ladder, but when they outgrew it, we removed the slide and swings and attached the lattice and planted climbing roses. The last few years in late April/ early May, they go crazy with hundreds of pink roses

 

[ftwildernessguy]

I wish I had a garage.

 

[BRDof3]

I wish I had a million bucks.

 

[vick]

I wish my toe wasn't broken.